My analogy of why I think MMA is doomed.

[h_sh_m]

Okay imagine this;

You have a beautiful secret garden...

This post is the gayest thing on the internet.

Go get fitted with a vagina and protect that secret garden.

[meataxe]

Guys it's really quite simple.

Grass, Trees, Streams, Flowers = Guilotines, armbars, round kicks, hooks.

I'm really not seeing where the confusion lies.

Oh ****! Do you mean all along it was a METAPHOR?

Damn, you had us fooled.

[Cuchulain]

This post is the gayest thing on the internet.

Go get fitted with a vagina and protect that secret garden.

Nah, if it was gay it would be a secret pashmina store in manhattan. Gays don't like nature, it gets their mono blancs dirty.

[Cuchulain]

Oh ****! Do you mean all along it was a METAPHOR?

Damn, you had us fooled.

It was an analogy, is that the same thing? I dunno... huh?

[The Question]

Seanyseanybean has done more damage to MMA with his "secret garden" bullshit than hollywood MMA flicks will do. In my mind, anyway?