How can I keep myself occupied?

**Roidie McDouchebag** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:57am

Learn the joys of pitching over catching?

Seriously though, why not just put together a tourney if that's what you want to do?

Or take up a collection to come gong sau me?

***Plasma*** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 9:19am

Take your dojo storming on the road! Pack the car with your "crew" to invade every christian karate dojo in the bible belt.

***JohnnyCache*** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 9:25am

Originally Posted by Hedgehogey

Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

What do you virile young studs do in the off season?

You could take an MMA fight and see if your gong-sau fu holds up against, you know, people that have trained to fight as opposed to being physically and mentally crippled by ninjitsu.

You could get a job at a McDonalds, quickly work your way to management, then unionize it from the top down, and write a blog-to-book about what happens next.

You could become a carny wrestler, challenging participants to stay on their feet for three minutes.

**cyril** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 9:29am

Take up knitting, and make a cozy for your BJJ gi so that you can dojo storm the parks though any and all seasons.

**selfcritical** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 9:47am

Originally Posted by Hedgehogey

Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

What do you virile young studs do in the off season?

I found a Systema place in Austin, and one of the guys is already getting on my nerves. They are probably ripe for Choking.

**The Question** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 10:17am

Originally Posted by Jadonblade

Or play cricket, that can take alot of time.

Cricket?

Cricket?

Oh **** yeah.

**The Question** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 10:21am

Originally Posted by Cracky McSlugHoot

Learn the joys of pitching over catching?

No. Learn the joys of bowling over wicketkeeping.

**Rivington** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 10:23am

Go read a book.

**Jadonblade** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 10:30am

Originally Posted by The Question

Cricket?

Cricket?

Oh **** yeah.

That **** can get intense. Batting and bowling is very zenlike. Sprinting in full cricket pads is good cardio as well. Its a good way to spend 5 hours of a sunday, and then getting drunk.