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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Learn the joys of pitching over catching?

    Seriously though, why not just put together a tourney if that's what you want to do?

    Or take up a collection to come gong sau me?

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    Take your dojo storming on the road! Pack the car with your "crew" to invade every christian karate dojo in the bible belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

    What do you virile young studs do in the off season?
    You could take an MMA fight and see if your gong-sau fu holds up against, you know, people that have trained to fight as opposed to being physically and mentally crippled by ninjitsu.

    You could get a job at a McDonalds, quickly work your way to management, then unionize it from the top down, and write a blog-to-book about what happens next.

    You could become a carny wrestler, challenging participants to stay on their feet for three minutes.


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    Take up knitting, and make a cozy for your BJJ gi so that you can dojo storm the parks though any and all seasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

    What do you virile young studs do in the off season?

    I found a Systema place in Austin, and one of the guys is already getting on my nerves. They are probably ripe for Choking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadonblade
    Or play cricket, that can take alot of time.
    Cricket?

    Cricket?

    Oh **** yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cracky McSlugHoot
    Learn the joys of pitching over catching?
    No. Learn the joys of bowling over wicketkeeping.

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    Go read a book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question
    Cricket?

    Cricket?

    Oh **** yeah.
    That **** can get intense. Batting and bowling is very zenlike. Sprinting in full cricket pads is good cardio as well. Its a good way to spend 5 hours of a sunday, and then getting drunk.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Go get a Wii. That thing will gobble up a lot of your free time

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