How can I keep myself occupied?

**Hedgehogey** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 7:36am

Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

What do you virile young studs do in the off season?

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 7:47am

I recently made sock monkeys for my kids, that took a couple of hours. I also built a hovercraft in my basement (2 hours). You can kill a whole day at the Museum of Natural History. If you are in the NY/NJ area I'd be willing to get together with you to spar, I have no idea what Gong Sao is and my grappling is crap but I'm 6' 3" and 235 lbs so even if you're beating the crap out of me it should be a decent work out for you.

I almost forgot, there are ninjas at my dojo (I swear to God, they rent space from my friend) so your services as Captain of the Anti-Ninja Squad could be put to use.

***Cassius*** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:15am

I just read Faust for the second time. You could probably occupy an afternoon with that. Also, a director's chair and bullhorn could be fun.

**The Question** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:23am

You could go **** yourself.

It's how I pass the time. I usually start with hentai then work up my way up to real tits and then hardcore pounding.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:28am

Originally Posted by The Question

You could go **** yourself.

It's how I pass the time. I usually start with hentai then work up my way up to real tits and then hardcore pounding.

It's true, I pay $29.99 a month to watch the live webcam feeds on www.questionwhacksoff.c o m.

Hedge, you could make a Captain Anti-Ninja Force costume during the wait, and then wear it for your tournament.

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:29am

take up the cello

**KhorneliusPraxx** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:32am

Originally Posted by Hedgehogey

What do you virile young studs do in the off season?

Obviously, this question doesn't apply to me. :-(

**Jadonblade** · Posted On: 1/15/2008 8:44am

I make sushi when im bored. Or play cricket, that can take alot of time. Bullshido is probaly my number one procastinating site. Theres nothing better than a new wing chun diary entry and some tea, with the right dose of cracky or MJS for extra chuckles.