Thread: How can I keep myself occupied?
1/15/2008 8:36am, #1
How can I keep myself occupied?
Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.
What do you virile young studs do in the off season?
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1/15/2008 8:47am, #2
I recently made sock monkeys for my kids, that took a couple of hours. I also built a hovercraft in my basement (2 hours). You can kill a whole day at the Museum of Natural History. If you are in the NY/NJ area I'd be willing to get together with you to spar, I have no idea what Gong Sao is and my grappling is crap but I'm 6' 3" and 235 lbs so even if you're beating the crap out of me it should be a decent work out for you.
I almost forgot, there are ninjas at my dojo (I swear to God, they rent space from my friend) so your services as Captain of the Anti-Ninja Squad could be put to use.
1/15/2008 9:15am, #3
I just read Faust for the second time. You could probably occupy an afternoon with that. Also, a director's chair and bullhorn could be fun."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
1/15/2008 9:23am, #4
You could go **** yourself.
It's how I pass the time. I usually start with hentai then work up my way up to real tits and then hardcore pounding.
1/15/2008 9:28am, #5
Originally Posted by The Question
- Join Date
- Jun 2006
- Lincolnshire, England
- No gym currently.
Hedge, you could make a Captain Anti-Ninja Force costume during the wait, and then wear it for your tournament.
Last edited by sochin101; 1/15/2008 9:30am at .
1/15/2008 9:29am, #6
1/15/2008 9:32am, #7
Originally Posted by HedgehogeyReal Join Date: Nov. 2003
- Join Date
- Mar 2005
- 37°58'38" North, 87°33'2" West
Originally Posted by Dilbert
1/15/2008 9:44am, #8
I make sushi when im bored. Or play cricket, that can take alot of time. Bullshido is probaly my number one procastinating site. Theres nothing better than a new wing chun diary entry and some tea, with the right dose of cracky or MJS for extra chuckles.
1/15/2008 9:49am, #9
- Join Date
- Jan 2003
- New York, NY USA
- Taai Si Ji Kung Fu
You could gong sau the hairdresser who gives you that haircut.Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
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1/15/2008 9:49am, #10
get drunk and chase tail?