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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    How can I keep myself occupied?

    Well my next tournament's not until March and i've got such gong sau blueballs. How can I keep myself in that vital mindset of constant nervous anticipation until then? I've pretty much run out of places to gong sau as my reputation has spread enough for any graciechallenge style dojo storming to be met with a bemulleted kenpo instructor pointing a shotgun at me and yelling GIT OFF MAH LAND.

    What do you virile young studs do in the off season?


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    I recently made sock monkeys for my kids, that took a couple of hours. I also built a hovercraft in my basement (2 hours). You can kill a whole day at the Museum of Natural History. If you are in the NY/NJ area I'd be willing to get together with you to spar, I have no idea what Gong Sao is and my grappling is crap but I'm 6' 3" and 235 lbs so even if you're beating the crap out of me it should be a decent work out for you.

    I almost forgot, there are ninjas at my dojo (I swear to God, they rent space from my friend) so your services as Captain of the Anti-Ninja Squad could be put to use.

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    I just read Faust for the second time. You could probably occupy an afternoon with that. Also, a director's chair and bullhorn could be fun.
    "No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

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    You could go **** yourself.

    It's how I pass the time. I usually start with hentai then work up my way up to real tits and then hardcore pounding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question
    You could go **** yourself.

    It's how I pass the time. I usually start with hentai then work up my way up to real tits and then hardcore pounding.
    It's true, I pay $29.99 a month to watch the live webcam feeds on www.questionwhacksoff.c o m.

    Hedge, you could make a Captain Anti-Ninja Force costume during the wait, and then wear it for your tournament.
    Last edited by sochin101; 1/15/2008 9:30am at .

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    take up the cello

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    What do you virile young studs do in the off season?
    Obviously, this question doesn't apply to me. :-(
    Real Join Date: Nov. 2003

    Quote Originally Posted by Dilbert
    "Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."

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    I make sushi when im bored. Or play cricket, that can take alot of time. Bullshido is probaly my number one procastinating site. Theres nothing better than a new wing chun diary entry and some tea, with the right dose of cracky or MJS for extra chuckles.

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    You could gong sau the hairdresser who gives you that haircut.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    get drunk and chase tail?

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