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    Octopussy!

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    1/12/2008 7:27pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Striking/Grappling/Poking

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    How does that make you feel?
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     Style: TKD, MT, KEMPO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    I got sorta hoed. The gym was packed, as expected, and I wound up training in the far corner on the opposite end of the dojo, away from the camera. I expected that, and figured I'd redeem myself in the no-gi class. Unfortunately, since the gi class was heavily delayed, no-gi was cancelled. This kind of sucked. I brought my dad's singlet from when he.....he......jesus. Why did my dad own a singlet? He didn't wrestle. ****, this is going to haunt me tonight. Anyway, I figured if I was running around the mat in skintight spandex with my genitals and my rear plainly visible I'd be guaranteed a spot on cable television. Plus it might confuse the cameraman into thinking I'm someone important because everyone else would be in shorts and t-shirts like a bunch of fags.

    Sadly that didn't happen. The cameraman shot the instructors and the kid exclusively. I was on the other end of the gym. I signed a release anyway, claiming to be Bob Hoskins, so there's a possibility I'll get a callback if they ever make a sequel to Mrs. Henderson Presents, but it's unlikely.
    A plus for the obscure Bob Hoskins reference. C minus for the singlet. Everyone's already seen Borat. Nice try, though.
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    I know, the singlet wasn't my best work, but I had to make due with precious little time. Apparently there's a 'waiting period' to buy a handgun these days.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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    Join us... or die
     Style: Bits and pieces

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    So whats the moral of this story?
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    and humble, too!

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     Style: Systema, BJJ, Arrestling

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    If you fail at attention whore don't be disappointed if you don't get on TV.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cullion
    You sound like a foaming-at-the-mouth-loon out of Dr. Strangelove.
    Sometimes, we put Ricin in the Cocaine. :ninja7:
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    Feign ignorance about these sort of things in the future so the school's owners can't personally approach you in advance and ask that you, yes, you specifically, do not say anything or interact with the camera crew in any way.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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     Style: No gym currently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boyd
    Feign ignorance about these sort of things in the future so the school's owners can't personally approach you in advance and ask that you, yes, you specifically, do not say anything or interact with the camera crew in any way.
    At least they stopped short of a restraining order.

    They did, right?
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    Hoo Ha!

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     Style: San Da, Judo, BJJ

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    So who was the celeb coach? it wasnt really raven was it!?
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    Judging by the kid's age I'd say Jeffrey Jones OH SNAP
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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