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  1. Frank White is offline
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    1/09/2008 1:44am


     Style: chinese boxing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I would say "Jesus hates fatties!" and then use his tears of pain to lubricate my escape.

    Or maybe just his caress his boobie until he gets creeped out and lets me go, praying the whole time my plan doesn't backfire.

    But seeing as how I look more like the big boy on top, **** you guys.
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What I do when a 150kg, decently skilled judoka is on top of my chest cavity is to slowly remove all the air in my lungs while screaming, splinter my rib cage slowly, making sure to get the fragments into my lungs, and then black out. It's not the most successful technique, but I'm able to pull it off every time.

    Yeah, I'm a badass.
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    My caption?

    - Breastfeeding is a natural thing.
    - "So you're Quatto!"
    - Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish others did?
    - A good big man will beat a good little man any day of the week.
    - "This is a consular ship! We're on a diplomatic mission!"
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    1/09/2008 8:03am


     Style: Shotokan, Krav Maga

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I wouldnt get into that situation. I would use my Krav Maga training and run.
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     Style: Catch as Catch Can

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    I would say **** it im gonna die, and try my hardest to rotate and bite that fat guy's cock off. It would be gross, but if your gonna go out, go out in style.
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    1/09/2008 4:14pm


     Style: BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by blisterstarr
    I would say **** it im gonna die, and try my hardest to rotate and bite that fat guy's cock off. It would be gross, but if your gonna go out, go out in style.
    So what you are saying, is that if you are going to go out, you want to go out with a dong in your mouth?

    :dontknow:
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    1/09/2008 8:26pm

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     Style: bjj/ kickboxing

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    I think this would be perfect for a snickers "Wanna get away?" add. As for what I would do, try to get north south, climb in his belly button, and when he flips his belly up to look for you- BANG flying armbar
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    1/10/2008 1:16pm


     Style: Delving into MMA...

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    I guess that guy is the anti-grapple

    I think the best thing is to be prepared, keep a twinkie in my pocket and dangle it over his face, when he goes for it i'd roll him by spinning it around then boom full mount

    i'll lace the twinkie so when he eats it he passes out, i'll say it was a gi choke
  9. money is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbe9584
    - "This is a consular ship! We're on a diplomatic mission!"
    Win! :5shocking

    Well, I think the best bet is to shrimp out and do whatever possible to get out from under him. Carrying around that much weight, I'll bet the guy gasses pretty quickly.
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     Style: I don't do anything now

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Whats with all the references to "shrimp" in this thread????
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