Posted On:1/08/2008 12:52am
Style: BJJ & Boxing
I was going to say pinch him to make him jump, but the landing would splatter you... useless.
Posted On:1/08/2008 7:41am
I think we all misunderstood...were we supposed to just caption the picture and not discuss what we would do?
Real Join Date: Nov. 2003
Originally Posted by Dilbert
"Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."
BJJ wins again!
Posted On:1/08/2008 7:59am
"Say it . . . . say it . . . . "
Posted On:1/08/2008 11:59am
Style: BJJ/Submission grappling
Originally Posted by Vulgar42Ox
I used to hate it when there werent enough guys close to my size to roll around with at bjj. And I'd end up with some ex football player monster who was like 270. None as big as that guy, but being on the bottom of a guy who has like 70+ pounds on you really does suck.
I totally understand your pain. My last tournament I went up against a pro football player (arena and European) who didn't know much BJJ but was able to tackle me and knock the wind out of me long enough for him to secure a key lock and win. He also did soft tissue damage that has not healed in at least 4 months.
Two reasons I don't like competing:
1. Waiting all day for officials to call my division
2. Not having training partners my size so when I get to a competition I'm not used to the size.
Posted On:1/08/2008 4:22pm
Style: TKD & JJ
Just say "Hey, look, free donuts are being given away at the refreshment stand" maybe he will go for it.
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood
Posted On:1/08/2008 5:01pm
Style: Muay Thai (BJJ hiatus)
I'd ask him what happened to his WWF career
" The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus
" I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace
"Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba
"Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101
"That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp
Posted On:1/08/2008 6:53pm
maybe too serious of an answer, but if someone has me in side control and is keeping his head up like fatty ding dongs there, i'd shrimp my hips out away from him, push his face away with my right hand, and as quickly as possible hook my right leg over his face and push back. It's pretty hard to resist when you get caught in it, although you need to be fairly flexible. Done right, it should land you with an armbar at best and a fatty off of your diaphragm at worst. Ideas? Critiques?
Posted On:1/08/2008 7:22pm
You guys are brutal. Being an *ahem* big boned guy myself, most people will simply shrimp out then scramble to rearmount.
Posted On:1/08/2008 9:11pm
Style: Aikibujutsu, Shinkendo
Originally Posted by partyboy
Posted On:1/09/2008 12:31am
Style: Jiu Jitsu
Have my coach throw a hamburger on the mat, Then hand me a harpoon.
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