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**Pugilist** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 5:25pm

A larger ex wrestler that i train with(not this big, but he's a big boy) subbed a guy at a NAGA by simply smothering him in the north south position. I would imagine that it was not fun...

**rordogs** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 6:40pm

don't worry the obese rarely live to old age so guys like helio have the last laugh...

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 7:10pm

Yell out "OMG weight divisions!"

**joelwatts** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 8:48pm

sounds gross but its an old cambodian trick for dealing with heavier people:
1: start at the hand closest to the face and commence eating
2: continue until your mass is larger than his.
3: choke him with your own titty
4: raise your now blob of a mitt in success.

**partyboy** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 10:03pm

motorboat him?

**Rivington** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 10:10pm

Tell him there's a ham sandwich in the ref's back pocket.

**soundless** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 11:00pm

pee on him as my kidneys get crushed

and hope he's grossed out by it

***jnp*** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 11:07pm

Punch him in the face.

Later I'd claim I was just trying to get a grip and my hand slipped on a roll of fat.

I've done it before.

**EmperorCesar** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 11:29pm

I'm sure that guy must eat 135 pounds for breakfast. Even now I usually roll with a 70-80 pound dissavantage, I cant imagine what it would be like to roll with somebody like him. I doubt I could even put my legs around him to guard him up.

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 11:56pm

Originally Posted by Pugilist

A larger ex wrestler that i train with(not this big, but he's a big boy) subbed a guy at a NAGA by simply smothering him in the north south position. I would imagine that it was not fun...

I did that in a Judo Comp... sorta. Hairy, sweaty stomach meet opponent's now horrified face.

Blubber FTW