Posted On:1/07/2008 3:31pm
Style: San Da, Judo, BJJ
I wonder if he even bothers to finish with a sub, a belly smother would be devastating in the position.
Posted On:1/07/2008 3:46pm
Originally Posted by PizDoff
Place: Submission wrestling tournament, standard sub wrestling rules.
You're the guy on the bottom. The guy on top, is a BJJ Purple Belt and very good at using his weight to achieve/maintain positions.
What do you do?
Seriously, what would you do?
I'd know how Captain Ahab felt!
Posted On:1/07/2008 3:48pm
A heartattack looks imminent for him. I'd see if I could raise his blood pressure by calling him names.
Keeping you safe from Mongolians
Posted On:1/07/2008 4:06pm
Style: Sanda/Taijiquan *Hiatus*
If you can't beat 'em...
Posted On:1/07/2008 4:09pm
Style: ex-wrestler, Judo
Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
Turkish oil check?
I guess just try to wiggle out, scoot your hips, etc. Maybe "accidentaly" grab his chest hairs and rip some out quickly? Use your left arm, and bash his nuts, but disguise it as a reversal and hook one of his legs? Release a smelly, ****-making fart and hope he gets and and throws up and submits? Or imagine the TOP guy doing that, but before that shfting his body so he farts on the top guy's face. That would be hilarious.
Style: No gym currently.
is the guy on the bottom gasping "no, dude, I don't have your bucket!"?
Wait a second...it almost looks like his trying to bench him!
Posted On:1/07/2008 4:13pm
Style: Much striking, SAMBO, BJJ
I didn't know Frederick J. Dukes did the Jiu Jitsu...
Comic geeks only for that reference.
Posted On:1/07/2008 4:41pm
Style: Bits and pieces
How did a guy that out of shape get to purple?
Posted On:1/07/2008 5:02pm
Style: BJJ, JKD
I used to hate it when there werent enough guys close to my size to roll around with at bjj. And I'd end up with some ex football player monster who was like 270. None as big as that guy, but being on the bottom of a guy who has like 70+ pounds on you really does suck.
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