Martial Arts Picture of the Time Unit - Caption that Picture

PizDoff · 1/07/2008 2:29pm

Place: Submission wrestling tournament, standard sub wrestling rules.

You're the guy on the bottom. The guy on top, is a BJJ Purple Belt and very good at using his weight to achieve/maintain positions.

What do you do?

Seriously, what would you do?

**partyboy** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:33pm

Have your teammates hold out a plate of buttered shrimp while you shrimp?

**KhorneliusPraxx** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:37pm

First, I would make a face exactly like the guy pictured.
Second, I yell, "TAP!"
Third, if the guy isn't getting off of me fast enough, I yell, "Get the **** off of me!"

**kismasher** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:37pm

titty twister?

srsly, just try to keep moving and hope his cardio is smaller than his thigh.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:39pm

Sorry, thread won already!
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4949

Originally Posted by Boyd

Okay, I got it.

It's the ol' "bottle rocket" strategy. According to my (flimsy at best) scientific know-how, all that pressure being exerted on the right side of his body could actually benefit the man on the bottom. You see, the rolls of fat draped over his sides create pressure not only from on top, BUT ALSO THE SIDES. This makes it excedingly easy for the bottom man to just scoot his hips out. Why is he not doing this, then, if the answer is so patently obvious? Simple. The "bottle rocket" principle is a highly dangerous one; if he scoots out too aggressively his body may go shooting out like a champaign cork and go flying into the audience, sans right arm, leaving a gingerbread man-shaped hole in the wall. If I were him, I'd just play it safe and radio in an air raid.

That picture is over 3 years old, he's probably at least a brown belt by now!

**Crawfinski** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:42pm

Originally Posted by kismasher

titty twister?

Beat me to it.

1. Suffocate
2. Cry
3. The guys isn't all that "firm" so, I might try wiggling/swimming through the rolls and escape from the other side.

**Vince Tortelli** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:51pm

Turkish oil check?

**HongKongFukYu** · Posted On: 1/07/2008 2:54pm

Originally Posted by PizDoff

Sorry, thread won already!
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4949

Originally Posted by Boyd

Okay, I got it.
It's the ol' "bottle rocket" strategy. According to my (flimsy at best) scientific know-how, all that pressure being exerted on the right side of his body could actually benefit the man on the bottom. You see, the rolls of fat draped over his sides create pressure not only from on top, BUT ALSO THE SIDES. This makes it excedingly easy for the bottom man to just scoot his hips out. Why is he not doing this, then, if the answer is so patently obvious? Simple. The "bottle rocket" principle is a highly dangerous one; if he scoots out too aggressively his body may go shooting out like a champaign cork and go flying into the audience, sans right arm, leaving a gingerbread man-shaped hole in the wall. If I were him, I'd just play it safe and radio in an air raid.

That picture is over 3 years old, he's probably at least a brown belt by now!

At the risk of asking an incredibly dumb question, when Boyd said "scoot his hips out", does he mean shrimp away from him (meaning the guy on bottom will be facing him and be on his left hip?