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    Don't forget about the Helm of Disintegration. It turns you into a black guy.

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    Was that guy sitting at his desk being "interviewed" have on a Navy Seal hat? I wonder if he has his students believing he's a Seal, too. I have seen some crappling before but I could'nt even watch that whole thing. WTF is a "Jacob's Ladder"? Did he really make that **** up? Goddamn what a cheesy name.

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    Isn't "Jacob's Ladder" a Tim Robbins movie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TalkShowOnMute
    [B]10th Planet rip off of sorts and just generally a :homo:


    Also this is highly amusing.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjId32YtBMU


    *Spotted this on UG.
    What a fucking complete TIT. I hope he gets the full inquisition. Just sumarising some of the bullshit:

    On Gracie Jiu Jitsu:

    I started watching the tapes constantly and reading every book I can and practising until I was blue in the face, and then trying to modify it and find better and new ways to do it
    On Eddie Bravo and his Jiu Jitsu:

    Eddie Bravo is a very intelligent man. I've never met him but I've studied his books and watched his videos till I'm blue in the face and tried to figure out my own crap.
    So this guy learned Jiu Jitsu from books and then using his vast martial arts genius sought to develop new and better methods of grappling. I guess that includes his Egyptian death lock.

    The guy then explains how he developed his skills and what styles he has studied:

    My Feet work, Shaolin Kung Fu, Savate and Taekwondo
    My handwork TKD, Jeet Kune Do, Savate, Western Boxing, Wing Chun, Silate and [Packquoi?]
    My knees Krav Maga and Thai Boxing
    For my throws I learned Judo and then I went to Aikido.....then Senchow.....then Greco Roman Wrestling.......then JiuJitsu for my ground work. Tradional Japanese Ju Jitsu.... Gracie Jiu Jitsu, Machado Jiu Jitsu and Eddie Bravo JiuJitsu. I've studied every form of JiuJitsu I can think of.

    Sorry some of my quotes are paraphasing but what a complete fucking load of bollocks. He claims to have studied every style under the sun including every style of JiuJitsu.

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    He may have trained in all that but it would be hard to delve into any of them at depth. But apparenty he ranks as a Blue Face in many grappling styles.

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    This is the Frankenstein's monster of outlandish JKD cliches. I'll bet when they train MMA they do it in huge Spaceman helmets and Shooto gloves.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon

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    Do any of you wish BJJ was more unknown so there would be fewer of these Darwin candidates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razamataz
    Isn't "Jacob's Ladder" a Tim Robbins movie?
    Just a slight correction, you meant to say: "Jacob's Ladder" is an awesome Tim Robbins' movie.

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    Wow. Death AND paralysis.

    And to think, I've just been killing the bad guys. I never thought to paralyze them after that.
    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.
    - Voltaire

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    Elaborate troll job?

    EDIT: If it isn't, I want to see his head on a pike by morning. "Sa-vah-tay," indeed.
    “Most people do not do, but take refuge in theory and talk, thinking that they will become good in this way” -- Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics, II.4

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