I love Youtube and hate people

**Yojimbo1717** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 1:01am

YouTube is an awesome site with lots of videos, but ever since Viacom, Warner...etc started raping the site for all its worth, I've noticed something horrible - something...oh God...NO.

The comments.

As a martial-arts-obsessed man, I find myself often watching old fights or, in general, whatever is on prior to removal (see: any UFC repeat). What irks me the most, though, is the oh-so-stupid comments in regards to grappling, Royce Gracie, Brazilians, kung fu, TKD, Bruce Lee...etc.

I'll quote Stewie Griffin:

"It's not so much I want to kill [them]...it's that...I want...[them] not to be alive, anymore."

Just look at the comments on ANY of the Bullshido Your MA Sucks videos, it's like brain-rape; particularly the Shinobi response video - 'the stuff Bullshido didn't want you to see.' Uh...are you kidding me?

Why am I writing this? Because YouTube comments are killing my blood pressure...and I'm bored on New Years eve.

Anyone else share my dilemma? Heart-gonna-asplode because of YouTube martial arts commentary by enlightened teenagers?

*Head explodes*

At any rate - Happy New Year everyone.
My resolution: Challenge everyone on YouTube to a duel Homer Simpson-style...and never show up.

**blindfury** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 1:22am

LOL,

I put some techs up on youtube and there werer some dumbass comments. People over analyze and then some were just asses. Who cares? Let them do whatever.

The more people that do unrealistic martial arts the more people you can beat up.

**Yojimbo1717** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 1:33am

True.

I have that thing going where as I go down I go: "Well well, there's hope for humanity after all...oh...nevermind."

That's when they have to take me away for a few days...

Edit:

Blind, any links?

**Happy Panda** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 6:21pm

I try to avoid the comments, but I always end up reading a few anyway. They make me want to hurt people. For example:

"i learn teakwondo and come over ull have a black eye"

I can't express with words how angry this makes me. All I can imagine is a brain damaged mouthbreather with vacant eyes dribbling all over his keyboard and slowly tapping whichever keys his fingers happen to land on. Unless this person is 8 years old or younger, he needs to be put down immediately.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 6:23pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

When I feel guilty about doing something, I go on Youtube and read the comments for Evolution/Creationism videos as punishment.

**Yojimbo1717** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 6:26pm

Poop Loops I do the same thing - but with UFC 1/2 videos.

I imagine everyone on YouTube that comments (in the most ass way possible) or says things like "I'll kick your ass" - is very WoW-player-esque. You know - Ron Paul-obsessed, probably obese, living in their parents' basement...etc...

Lol I know krotty but I'll gas out after a minute of jogging. Screw you I have hacks on WoW.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 7:35pm

The comments on 'Human Weapon' vid's and 'Mind Body and kick ass moves' are the worst. There always seem to be a group consisting of one Aiki-douche bag "me so humble" mister grab my wrist, a TKD nut rider, a ninja, and a chunner. And they sit and post in circle jerk comments about how great each others martial art is and how they all think all of them are cool and fighting is no longer neccisary in MA, and ect, ect, ect... more mindless bullshit. Reading things like that make suicide seem like an option.

**Ecks** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 7:43pm

I think you guys are giving these guys more thought than they are worth. It's the Internet. I'm pretty sure we all know how immature people get when they are able to anonymously post their thoughts.

**Yojimbo1717** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 7:45pm

Sometimes suicide seems wonderful in the fact of 'Mind Body and Kick Ass Moves.'

**avenger** · Posted On: 1/01/2008 8:06pm

Ahh. I hate the comments on Youtube. A whole bunch of them I read on certain videos encourages Terrorism for Khalistan, or saying how Muay Thai is the only real martial art. In fact, on this video about Kalari, I had this argument with some kid in Morrorocco who says Kalari sucked, along with TKD, BJJ, and any non Muay Thai martial art and how all martial arts are the same except Muay Thai. And how he fought a Kalari guy who tried to kick him while standing on his head, despite the fact that Kalari is only in practiced in Kerala, India. of course, I kind of proved him wrong and then some other guys just started proving him wrong over and over again. It was kind of funny