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    ITT we pitch new MA movie scripts

    NINJA PRISON

    tagline: "What prison is strong enough to hold the deadliest of men?"

    Pitch: Like Snakes on the Plane. But with ninjas. And a prison.

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    THE SYSTEMA KID

    tagline: "He taught him the secret to systema lies in generous breakfast".

    Pitch: "Little Odessa meets gravitationally challenged Karate Kid "

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    AK: Giving new meaning to the word "Unfair."
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    A for AWESOME

    tagline: "In a world where freedom is no more, sheer awesomeness will save your soul".

    Pitch: "extreme mountain biking meets hangliding meets capoeria meets LSD"




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    Wheels of Fury: a young man is crippled by wheelchair confined Bolo Yeung. Young man trains for several montages until the two fight it out in wheelchairs.

    Not Without My Justice: An Isshin Ryu Tale, THE MOVIE! Starring John Heder as Boyd and Christopher Waulkin as the sensei.

    Sharp Phil: Beyond Syracuse- In a postapocalyptic world where the only law is the law of the streeet sword and the multi tool, one man dares to write about taking a stand against left wing anarchists: Sharp Phil! Starring John Belushi as Phil Elmore and Michael Moore as Kungfoolss.

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    Napoleon Dynamite 2: Rise of Kip

    Tagline:Besides, we both know that I'm training to be t3h r34l d34dly str33t fighter.

    Pitch: We take a well-loved comedy movie character and put him in a jam-packed action-thriller, where he utilizes t3h r34l d34dly in all sorts of comically uncomfortable situations!

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    THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II (Hong Kong Production)
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was dead.
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was gone.
    THEY THOUGHT.... they had won.
    THEY.... were wrong.
    The King of Kings is back... FOR REVENGE.

    "You killed me. And now, I will kill you."
    (unsheathes saber)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw
    THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II (Hong Kong Production)
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was dead.
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was gone.
    THEY THOUGHT.... they had won.
    THEY.... were wrong.
    The King of Kings is back... FOR REVENGE.

    "You killed me. And now, I will kill you."
    (unsheathes saber)
    Ooh! Blasphemy! Me like! :icon_bigg

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw
    THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST II (Hong Kong Production)
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was dead.
    THEY THOUGHT.... He was gone.
    THEY THOUGHT.... they had won.
    THEY.... were wrong.
    The King of Kings is back... FOR REVENGE.

    "You killed me. And now, I will kill you."
    (unsheathes saber)
    'Fraid Family Guy beat you to that - The Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This! starring Jesus Christ and Chris Tucker.

    "Jesus, you crazy!" "Yeah, that's what my ex-wife keeps telling me."


    The Aikidominator: Only one man has the power to truly blend with his opponent's attacks.

    An Aikido master must use all of skills to stop gang violence against Buddhists. Includes fight scene versus Ghandi.

    Oh wait. That's every Steven Seagal movie to date.

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    REAL LIFE

    Little Jimmy witnessed his parents brutally murdered by the mob when he was only seven. Vowing revenge, he spends the next twenty years learning the way of the Ninja under a wise old Ninja master. The master sends him off when he is ready.

    Now a grown man skilled in the deadly art of ninjitsu, Jimmy storms the mob compound. He is shot within two seconds of scaling the outer wall.

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    Walking Hypocrisy: The Steven Segal Story

    or

    Steven Segal Saves Christmas

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