OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:10/31/2003 10:01pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
If during wrestling matches we threw live scorpions at the contestants.
lord of the glen
Posted On:11/01/2003 1:00am
Style: Kung Fu
but what if the lardier competitors rolled on the scorpions and crushed them?
i think the scorpions should at least be taught to bridge and roll first...
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Posted On:11/01/2003 1:33am
why so shortshighted boyd?
sure scorpian are effective but why not add snakes, posion dart frogs,and cacti in to the mix?
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Posted On:11/01/2003 9:36am
Why not battle ala flash gordon on the moving platform with spikes, more dangerous.
Why not, instead of scorpions, drop a hive of angry bees in the ring.
Posted On:11/01/2003 10:59am
Three days before the match, we inject scorpion venom into the wrestlers, allowing blisters to form all over their body (I'm assuming that's what scorpion venom does). Only problem is we may not be able to get a syringe past their muscles, so it may be necessary to soak a machete in scorpion venom and slash them across the chest beforehand.
Posted On:11/01/2003 12:14pm
Boyd has thrown scorpions at the correct.
People say that fighting with scorpions is more dangerous. And it probably IS in the short term. But in the long term, I think it's safer.
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Posted On:11/01/2003 12:40pm
Maybe we should throw other random poisonous creatures into the match as well. If we only throw snakes in, people are going to think your 'snakeist' and that could end up becoming a major lawsuit. Why not throw some snakes in, as well as some spiders. And who needs anti-venom, part of the fun is trying to dodge the little guys.
Posted On:11/01/2003 5:35pm
Boyd DOES have a point...
How about we throws SCARS at them and give them convulsions and video tapes?
Posted On:11/01/2003 8:01pm
How about we just throw Jerry-Petersen-on-a-rope at them?
Posted On:11/01/2003 11:14pm
TRADITIONAL SCORPIONS WILL NEVER BE EFFECTIVE IN THE OCTAGON!
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