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    What's the best source/dvd/whetever out there to learn teh dirty street fighting tactics (ya know, like groin kicks and ****) ? Yeah yeah I know training in sport based MA 's are the best way to learn to fight......but assuming someone is already doing that, where should they look to learn teh dirty tactics? Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting DVD maybe?

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    wtf... you want to learn to kick in the groin. it's not that hard.

    1.) Raise knee.
    2.) Extend foot until you feel contact with a soft, fleshy sack.
    3.) Retract foot
    4.) Runaway before the poor bastard gets up and beats your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    What's the best source/dvd/whetever out there to learn teh dirty street fighting tactics (ya know, like groin kicks and ****) ? Yeah yeah I know training in sport based MA 's are the best way to learn to fight......but assuming someone is already doing that, where should they look to learn teh dirty tactics? Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting DVD maybe?
    If this is a sarcasm i compliment your slight wit sir. if not kindly direct your the floor so that i can plant my foot firmly in your ass. only as a favor to you mind, to jar some sense into you.

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    yah watch that dvd. if anything, it's pretty damn entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    What's the best source/dvd/whetever out there to learn teh dirty street fighting tactics (ya know, like groin kicks and ****) ? Yeah yeah I know training in sport based MA 's are the best way to learn to fight......but assuming someone is already doing that, where should they look to learn teh dirty tactics? Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting DVD maybe?
    Dude, what the ****?

    Assuming you already have a decent, or at least basic foundation in, say BJJ or Judo (two of the arts you claim to train), wrestling or boxing, how much fucking brainpower is it required to know how to fishhook, groin kick, bite, elbow, spit, eye gouge and most important of all, sucker punch and fight with your friends behind you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    What's the best source/dvd/whetever out there to learn teh dirty street fighting tactics (ya know, like groin kicks and ****) ? Yeah yeah I know training in sport based MA 's are the best way to learn to fight......but assuming someone is already doing that, where should they look to learn teh dirty tactics? Bas Rutten's Lethal Street Fighting DVD maybe?
    Hey come to my judo club and lets do some randori I'll show ya some of teh dirty. Just remember theres a reason why you hold on to the uke (sp?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Foley
    What's the best source/dvd/whetever out there to learn teh dirty street fighting tactics?
    Ninjitsu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rudolph
    wtf... you want to learn to kick in the groin. it's not that hard.

    1.) Raise knee.
    2.) Extend foot until you feel contact with a soft, fleshy sack.
    3.) Retract foot
    4.) Runaway before the poor bastard gets up and beats your ass.
    ha ha I just used the groin kick thing as an example....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by nasreal
    If this is a sarcasm i compliment your slight wit sir. if not kindly direct your the floor so that i can plant my foot firmly in your ass. only as a favor to you mind, to jar some sense into you.
    Calm down, buttercup.

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