Look what my colon made: (not for the squeamish)

[Anna Kovacs]

So yeh, I've been having chronic stomach troubles for a while. About once every 6 months or so I'll go through a spell where I have horrible stomach pain that lasts for a week or a month or more and I cant poop. I've been to a couple doctors for it but they always tell me "impacted bowels" and tell me to use a stool softener.

I've been having the pains for the past couple weeks so I decided **** it, i'm going to try one of those herbal colon cleansing kits. I've tried one before that was much less rigerous and it didnt do **** for me so I was a little skeptical at throwing 100 bucks at another one but decided why not.

So I've been doing the program for about 3 days now. I have to ingest nothing but clear liquids for the next 4 days and drink this horrible fiber/toxin absorber powder.


It's been rough chugging down the powder 5 times today and I was thinking about giving up hope but then this came out

Spoiler:

What the **** is that? That thing is not even anything that my body could have made. It was over a foot and a half long, I actually made a few more after that one but decided one picture was enough. It's about the consistency of an earthworm. I CAN"T BELIVE THAT FUCKING THING WAS IN ME.

[PizDoff]

What is that? An umbrella handle?
Or was that in you as well?

[Anna Kovacs]

Thats a shower curtain hooky thing that happened to be laying on the floor, once I saw my creation I decided to hook it up and take a picture.

[PizDoff]

[Red Elvis]

****... My fucking eyes!!!!

/goes to bed with nightmares

[War Wizard]

You need a Gastroenterologist, post haste.

[bob]

Seriously, looks like an intestinal parasite of some kind. A lot of these things can be picked up through your food or even through walking on soil in bare feet.

I'd see a doctor specialising in tropical diseases.

[Red Elvis]

You need a Gastroenterologist, post haste.

I'm not even sure what that is but me thinks you need two oe 'em for fucks sake.

Dammit, I can't say **** enough with regard to that "thing". Is it alive? Like a **** weasel? Is it trying to kill you?

[feedback]

Put it in a jar and send it to the fucking lab

[Red Elvis]

Put it in a jar and send it to the fucking lab

For **** sake man, one jar can't contain that fucking thing. What if it escapes? Put it in a steel box and sent it to France post haste!