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    Jesus, New BJJ Nutriders make me sick

    So I'm hosting the after party in my suite for my HS 20th reunion. This guy walks in, looks like casting call for wannabe tough guy, takes a portion of my seat, won't move after I sit back in it.

    I'm taking care of some ****, and he starts, you train, which I tell him yeah, I train MMA, been doing BJJ for a couple of years. He asks not once, but three times what school I go too, after the third time of telling him American Top Team, he goes, "Where's that at?". As if the shirt I put on after the Party wasn't enough notice of what school I go too.

    Then he goes off about I'm sorry dude, but I go too, {pulls open his shrit} Renzo Gracie's. I'm like "Yeah, whatever". But don't have time to go into full detail on why he's a putz for not knowing anything but a shirt he probably picked up when he went into take an intro class.

    ****, was I this bad when I started?
    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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    I hate pricks like that. Kudos to you for not telling him to go **** himself.

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    you were both wearing team shirts? gay
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee


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    What's really funny about that story is I bet that dude was hearing the intro to the 1980's Superman movie in his head when he opened his shirt. Try picturing him with a Red and Blue 'R' on his shirt with a cape and little red booties.

    Like one look at Renzo's name and evil will tremble at his mere sight and swear to lead a better life.
    A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill

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    So are MMA shirts like gang colors? Back in the day, I would wear a baseball hat with iron-on old enlish letters. If someone else had on a similar hat, it was on-sight battle...

    ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, FOOL!

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    I can picture Renzo Gracie as a superhero, gallivanting around in board shorts and a cape, pulling guard on unsuspecting ne'er-do-wells and slapping flying guillotines on crooks and thugs...

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    maybe it was his son's shirt?

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    What's REALLY funny about this is...he's probably already a better grappler than Anthony!

    Rimshot anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris_ketchens
    Like one look at Renzo's name and evil will tremble at his mere sight and swear to lead a better life.
    Renzo is merely one of the apostles.

    It is Helio's name that evil trembles at the sight of

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    Still digging on James Brown

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    I don't get it.

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