11/13/2007 6:58pm, #1
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats
- Join Date
- Jun 1998
- Cow Town
- MMA (Retired)
17th Semi-Annual "Search Engine Keywords" Thread
Here are some of my favorite search keywords that returned Bullshido.net, from the past month:
bad ass ************ | Yeah, this one's obvious.
afronaut -pax -phil -spineless site:bullshido.net | that one's kind of interesting.
sonnon punch | 100% Sambo juice, no artificial flavors.
thai boxing association of the usa site:bullshido.net | I'd search my org on here too if I had one.
baguazhang impractical | you don't say?
is ninjitsu an effective martial art | I know what answer he got.
ifl ring girls nude | wait, we've got that here??
bjj gay humping | whoever searched for this spent 45 minutes on the site. Anything I should know?
bullshido shameful osiris jfs | SHAMEFUL I SAY!
"how to be a mafia hitman" | I guess this would be an e-book.
people who think russell stutely is crap | I'm guessing that'd be YMAS.
how to clean stinky boxing gloves | brought to you by the author of "How to be a Mafia Hitman and 101 Other Guides to Life".
bullshido die | no u
"fear the gay pirate" | PIZDOFF!
"mike goldberg" "stephen hawking" | Forget Joe Rogan, that's the ultimate broadcast team!
teh deadly | would you believe 83 people searched for this?
how to become a shidoshi ho | just get your ass out on the street corner, in black.
Ok, I'm tired. There are about 80,000 more pages of these that I will not go through unless someone sends me a pizza.
11/13/2007 7:05pm, #2
LOL pretty bizarre...
11/13/2007 7:23pm, #3
Originally Posted by Phrost
- Join Date
- Apr 2005
- BJJ, Ju-Jitsu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_lTfmCnsVo"Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
11/13/2007 7:38pm, #4
An entertaining read, more please!
11/13/2007 8:20pm, #5
11/13/2007 10:21pm, #6
11/14/2007 12:24am, #7
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Sambo, MT, BJJ, CH
stephen hawking for the win!
11/14/2007 3:31am, #8
I might as well humor you guys-
the interesting ones from the first 1/2 of the 1400 keywords used to get to my blog (since I started 4 months ago)
you're going to see a lot of "..."s
tony blauer blog | [+another 30 variations on blauer and SPEAR. ugh.]
ysc87 | [...have you fuckers been googling me?]
"most useless or ineffective" martial art | [I put in a vote for brazilian jiu jitsu. how bout you guys?]
how to throw an awesome punch | [...]
groin kicking | [first of many "groin" keywords.]
"knee him in the balls" | [is this the name of some new-age band? 30 hits off this keyword.]
"triple decker pecker wrecker" bullshido | [YES.]
bai jong vs on guard position | [I'm confused by this one.]
blind woman karate commercial kick throw | [another nike commercial, perhaps?]
women groin kick videos | [...]
"average length" time "black belt" aikido | [little did this person know, he could have bought one from me for $30.]
"hanging paper" hitting striking | [whoever this was, I hate you.]
"nut grab" clip | [...]
3eb1890ee32789adc0d2d9c742de4493d82f0fd2b576b377f7 6c01d45837c93e | [what the flying ****?]
almonds how much to consume per day | [I would really like to know what page he landed on with this one.]
armbar beer kimura | [quiz- which one of these things do not belong?]
best college for mma | [...the school of hard knocks?]
best padlock for gym use | [hmm. must be from the lockpicking videos.]
best technique to kick in the balls | [another one that throughly confuses me]
brazillian **** jitsu | [ouch.]
bullshido | [I actually get some number of hits with this- I hope with the big banner on top of the blog, some traffic is heading this way too.]
choking girls | [hi, 911?]
crotch kick women | [hotness. seriously.]
does sean sherk have a 27 inch neck? | [I dunno, does he?]
erotic triangle choke | [...a girl did once figure 4 my head with her legs while I was going down on her.]
gay kickboxing blog | [try searching for jean claude van damme, dickhead.]
handjob choking | [I find it hard to imagine this happening.]
how to use taekwondo against mma | [step 1: hop around; step 2: run away]
how to use hanging tennis balls for martial arts training | [you stick them up your ass, really.]
judo homo erotic | [people just won't give up on the whole grappling = gay thing, will they?]
11/14/2007 11:22pm, #9Originally Posted by ysc87
11/14/2007 11:31pm, #10