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  1. Phrost is offline
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    17th Semi-Annual "Search Engine Keywords" Thread

    Here are some of my favorite search keywords that returned Bullshido.net, from the past month:

    bad ass ************ | Yeah, this one's obvious.

    afronaut -pax -phil -spineless site:bullshido.net | that one's kind of interesting.

    sonnon punch | 100% Sambo juice, no artificial flavors.

    thai boxing association of the usa site:bullshido.net | I'd search my org on here too if I had one.

    baguazhang impractical | you don't say?

    is ninjitsu an effective martial art | I know what answer he got.

    ifl ring girls nude | wait, we've got that here??

    bjj gay humping | whoever searched for this spent 45 minutes on the site. Anything I should know?

    bullshido shameful osiris jfs | SHAMEFUL I SAY!

    "how to be a mafia hitman" | I guess this would be an e-book.

    people who think russell stutely is crap | I'm guessing that'd be YMAS.

    how to clean stinky boxing gloves | brought to you by the author of "How to be a Mafia Hitman and 101 Other Guides to Life".

    bullshido die | no u

    "fear the gay pirate" | PIZDOFF!

    "mike goldberg" "stephen hawking" | Forget Joe Rogan, that's the ultimate broadcast team!

    teh deadly | would you believe 83 people searched for this?

    how to become a shidoshi ho | just get your ass out on the street corner, in black.

    Ok, I'm tired. There are about 80,000 more pages of these that I will not go through unless someone sends me a pizza.
  2. Lebell is offline
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    11/13/2007 7:05pm

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    LOL pretty bizarre...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrost
    Ok, I'm tired. There are about 80,000 more pages of these that I will not go through unless someone sends me a pizza.
    I tried for the pizza delivery, but this out of work fighter showed up:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_lTfmCnsVo
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
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    An entertaining read, more please!
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    Somehow my blog ended up as #1 on google for a misspelling of Kesa Gatame...

    They keywords have since been corrected.
    :Determined:
    HTFU and join Bullshido on Fitocracy!
    http://ftcy.co/tBAxyj
  6. Don Gwinn is online now
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    I get a lot of "hot schoolteacher sex" type hits at the blog in my signature--and they all seem to come from Taiwan.
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    stephen hawking for the win!
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    I might as well humor you guys-
    the interesting ones from the first 1/2 of the 1400 keywords used to get to my blog (since I started 4 months ago)

    you're going to see a lot of "..."s

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    tony blauer blog | [+another 30 variations on blauer and SPEAR. ugh.]

    ysc87 | [...have you fuckers been googling me?]

    "most useless or ineffective" martial art | [I put in a vote for brazilian jiu jitsu. how bout you guys?]

    how to throw an awesome punch | [...]

    groin kicking | [first of many "groin" keywords.]

    "knee him in the balls" | [is this the name of some new-age band? 30 hits off this keyword.]

    "triple decker pecker wrecker" bullshido | [YES.]

    bai jong vs on guard position | [I'm confused by this one.]

    blind woman karate commercial kick throw | [another nike commercial, perhaps?]

    women groin kick videos | [...]

    "average length" time "black belt" aikido | [little did this person know, he could have bought one from me for $30.]

    "hanging paper" hitting striking | [whoever this was, I hate you.]

    "nut grab" clip | [...]

    3eb1890ee32789adc0d2d9c742de4493d82f0fd2b576b377f7 6c01d45837c93e | [what the flying ****?]

    almonds how much to consume per day | [I would really like to know what page he landed on with this one.]

    armbar beer kimura | [quiz- which one of these things do not belong?]

    best college for mma | [...the school of hard knocks?]

    best padlock for gym use | [hmm. must be from the lockpicking videos.]

    best technique to kick in the balls | [another one that throughly confuses me]

    brazillian **** jitsu | [ouch.]

    bullshido | [I actually get some number of hits with this- I hope with the big banner on top of the blog, some traffic is heading this way too.]

    choking girls | [hi, 911?]

    crotch kick women | [hotness. seriously.]

    does sean sherk have a 27 inch neck? | [I dunno, does he?]

    erotic triangle choke | [...a girl did once figure 4 my head with her legs while I was going down on her.]

    gay kickboxing blog | [try searching for jean claude van damme, dickhead.]

    handjob choking | [I find it hard to imagine this happening.]

    how to use taekwondo against mma | [step 1: hop around; step 2: run away]

    how to use hanging tennis balls for martial arts training | [you stick them up your ass, really.]

    judo homo erotic | [people just won't give up on the whole grappling = gay thing, will they?]
  9. Uri Shatil is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Wrestling, BJJ n00b

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    people just won't give up on the whole grappling = gay thing, will they?
    Dude, grappling is the second gayest sport in existance.
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