Originally Posted by Po Outer
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Last edited by Steve; 11/21/2007 3:21am at .
Hahahah, one of my all time favorite commercials.
Originally Posted by Steve
Master po sucking at knife fighting.
The footwork, fluidity, control, angles all seem to be missing
all I see is spastic goodness.
Trying to impress a penthouse model with a shitty sloppy slaptastic compliant rendition of empty hand FMA.
Master po is the BEST yo. (Video title)
oh my dear lemon scented Jesus in a polyurithane tote bag in a junkyardferret-**** storm those were sad and hilarious at the same time....like sweet and sour sauce with bits of **** in it.
I now have enough to thoroughly ridicule the man...he's tried hard himself, I just think I can help him in his quest to be not just a tool, but a tool among tools.
I'm still over here laughing, thanks for that...really.
So Po Outer,
How long did you train with "Po" and what did he try and teach you?
Secondly what made you question his ability in the first place?
At what point does he supposedly disarm the lunatic? After the camera stopped filming? I mean, bald lunatic (BL) still had the "knife" at the end of Po's tickle flurry. Oh, and pay attention to the "uber-deadly-knife-across-the-throat-kill" at the end? What Po really does is drag his knife over BL's collar bone and trapezius muscle. Irritating, yes. Painful, probably. Deadly, no.
Originally Posted by Po Outer
Since we're on this video, let's take a critical look at the sequence. 1st shot is of BL in stance, buzzing with excitement at this chance to stab Po and finally get rid of his monkey ass once and for all. 2nd shot is close up of Po's deadly balisong opening...which, according to my stopwatch, takes a FULL FOUR FUCKING SECONDS!!!! Why did BL not stab him repeatedly while Po was busy fondling his knife? (BTW, please note that for editing purposes, BL and Po had to switch places so camera could get close up of balisong opening).
And finally, note in the 3rd shot, BL stabs with a CLOSED BLADE?! Ah yes, the mark of a true lunatic, he not only attempts to stab with a closed folder, but then freezes in abject terror and never moves again. Which is convenient for Po, because it seems all his abilities rest solidly on the premise of being attacked by statues that cannot move while he is allowed free reign to stroke them repeatedly all over their body.
It's so sad that people have actually bought into his blatant bullshit.
Okay, so if I'm establishing a chronology here, you learned about him when you're wife started to work for him?
When was that, month and year?
She did what sort of work for him at what location on Long Island? (street address)
Then students asked you questions that made you believe there was a problem.
Can you remember what these questions were?
Then the school closed down, am I correct because the building was foreclosed?
And roughly when was that? Month and year.
Finally how did your wife get recruited to work for this guy?
Last edited by Po Outerette; 4/28/2008 5:30pm at .