U.S. Military Deploy Piscine Weapons!
This is not MA related but I thought it would tickle the fancy of everyone with an eye on the Iraq conflict.
Lets be realistic. Sure, doubtless many U.S personnel (note I said many, not all) get up to all kinds of dodginess over there, but I think this allegation is a little far fetched:
I would paste the article here but for some reason I can't....
lol.... Just makes us americans bigger buggymen i blame the CIA or the KGB
I know we have trained dolphins, but we're training sharks now? We're good!
Wow great fact finding in that article. That isn't even strange for a bull shark.
Wow, 75% chance that the Americans did it.
According to a local teacher. Tahseen Ali.
His voice is known to equal international scientific boards concerning any matter.
Although another great expert, Tahseen's next hut neighbor is convinced that the shark was deployed by the Sionists - proven by the fact it had no praeputium.
Actually the shark looked pretty much local, worn down and depressed. On the brink of joining the anti-US rebellion. Poor shark got happy being caught - it was preparing to launch a suicidal attack, which in its case would mean chewing it's own body to pieces...
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Did it have a freakin laser on it's head?
No, but it is ill-tempered.
Originally Posted by colonelpong2
Can't even get good help among fish, proving once again you can only depend on mammals.
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Yeah. But I remember what happened when you Yanks tried to train up that army of cattle to conduct surprise airborne raids. Went really well till the jump training. Turns out some idiot didn't realise hooves are useless for pulling rip cords...
Yeah, there was a recent Fortean Times article about huge badgers that had been eating livestock in Iraq, and the Iraqis believed that the British put them there. An expert said that it was more likely that they had been displaced due to flooding thanks to bombed dams.
There was a side story about how the Iraqis had rounded up several squirrels with mini-cams and microchips stuck on them so they could be used to spy on insurgents. I'd love to hear confirmation either way on that one.
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