But would Phil Elmore have done?
I found out just how worthless my lazy good for nothing beagle was last night. When I was out looking for burglars he jumped up on the bed and fell asleep on my pillow.
Originally Posted by Soju - Joe
I live in Bellevue - an affluent suburb of Seattle. Not a lot goes on around here, but that doesn't excuse my stupidity.
If I was a bachelor, it would have been funny to me and I might have treated the guy to some naked BJJ. With my bride in the next room, dreaming of Linens 'n Things it was seriously unfunny.
Phil Elmore would have done the same as me, but with a DE .50 with a laser sight and a bayonet. He would have peed too.
No he wouldn't, he'd have fled to his fucking panic room and stayed there for 4 months. On his return to the world he'd then write a 18 page long essay describing his harrowing encounter with the brutal, crazed, heavily armed psychopath who broke into his home using demolition charges.
Edit: Honestly, do you know your neighbours well? It sounds to me like one of them, or a friend who stayed over, got confused and stumbled into the wrong house on the way back from a night on the piss. Happens all the time.
Last edited by Lu Tze; 10/29/2007 5:09pm at .
That's what I figured - the guy looked confused as ****. It's the only reason I let him go.
You could have always hit him with a kettle bell, it would have been a documented win for systema.
Well, if wishes and buts were clusters and nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola.
Besides, I can't yet afford the tuition for the Kombat Kettlebell(tm) seminar, nor have I earned enough piroshki points to attend,
But he was totally drunk, surely a wrist lock would have sufficed to throw him over your sofa, its not like one of those bad boys is useful any other time.
I've never ever seen Americans lock their doors or cardoors, ever.
In the movies.
And movies strictly depict reality, don't they?
SFG - glad it ended up that way.
CLICK & WATCH:
I got BULLSHIDO ON TV
"Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce."
- by Vorpal