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  1. SFGOON is offline
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    and humble, too!

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    10/29/2007 2:41pm


     Style: Systema, BJJ, Arrestling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Some drunk walked into my house at 3AM

    So there I was, no ****. I don't remember much until I got to my bedroom door and noticed the air pressure was off when I opened it - I didn't get that "whoosh" which meant that a door or window was open which was NOT the case when I went to bed. BAAAAAAD news bears... I froze for a second and heard some movement which scared the **** out of me. I went and collected my sidearm, sans ammo, and made my way to the living room. As I rounded the corner I saw a man in his forties, obviously drunk or stoned, and very confused.

    I watched him for a few seconds and he definitely didn't have a single functioning brain cell. Standing in my living room, staring off into space, looking around like "where the **** am I?"

    Partially covered by the corner (he had not noticed me drawing down on him with an empty pistol,) I hissed at him to get his attention without waking my wife who was asleep in the next room. His eyes bugged out and he started walking backwards, out my open sliding glass door where he tripped and fell ass over teakettle down two steps and onto a concrete patio. He got up and ran - into a tree - then got up again and ran off. I cleared my flat to make sure he didn't have any friends waiting in the dark then went back to bed.

    The moral of the story is - lock your fucking doors.

    So - that was my evening :phil2: did you guys do anything exciting?
  2. cyrijl is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 2:43pm

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    YOU DON'T LOCK YOUR DOORS?

    I think I need a gun. all I got is a hatchet.
  3. Carpe Noctem is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 2:50pm


     Style: BJJ, MACP (hiatus)

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    So...you didn't lock your door and had an unloaded firearm?

    Having a blonde moment, were we? ;)
  4. Odacon is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 2:58pm

    Join us... or die
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    Unlocked doors? Whats all that about?
  5. Matt W. is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 3:01pm

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    You "hissed"??? Lol. Okay, Mr. Elmore.
  6. partyboy is offline
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    ^ the answer to life

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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 3:02pm


     Style: bjj/(not enough)MT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odacon
    Unlocked doors? Whats all that about?
    It's a back door in (i'm assuming) Seattle, WA... ****, how many other doors do you think old man willy tried before he found SF's unlocked?
  7. Kintanon is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 3:03pm

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     Style: TKD, BJJ

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    Only place I ever locked my doors was in whitebread suburbia in baltimore. I didn't even have to lock them in the ghetto apartment complex I lived in. Since it was a dealer complex no one messed with ****. Freakin suburbanite kids will steal your ****...
  8. Chizilds is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 3:09pm


     Style: BJJ - SBGi

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    Whats with the "Sans ammo" part.... what if he had a gun "CON" ammo...... were you gonna throw your piece at him?
  9. AMH is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 3:49pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by SGT Fitts
    So...you didn't lock your door and had an unloaded firearm?

    Having a blonde moment, were we? ;)
    Touché
    I ALWAYS lock my doors. Always, no exceptions.
    And as for as the unloaded gun goes: you mind as well just keep a baseball bat in the house because if you get caught off guard than all the unloaded gun is good for is a club.
    But on the up side: Major congrats on keeping your bearing when you had a bead on this guy. Excellent self control. Kudos!
  10. DerAuslander is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/29/2007 4:13pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFGOON
    So - that was my evening :phil2: did you guys do anything exciting?
    Just a bunch of drama due to a love triangle that came to light when certain people slept with the wrong people at a party on Friday...

    My roomate (a Marine who should know better), constantly leaves the front door unlocked, where I find it unlocked in the morning when I leave for work...:XXspam:
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