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    I seem to remember White Wolf actually had a made up marital art for vampires in one of their books, it started with a K and ended in jitsu.

    I mean...Ha ha! Nerd! I would SO cram you into your locker if we met IRL.

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    Vampire Martial Art: Kibatsumejutsu.

    Honestly, I had to google it...

    ...I could only remember the Werewolf one....

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    If anyone can find out the location of the school/s in Wales (if they exist), I will try to go check it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark
    This sucks, I really thought this was going to be about fighting Vampyres. Someone make up a MA about fighting Vampyres so we can mock you. Bonus points for references to The Slayer.
    I think he should rename it "Vampyro" and train his students to bite into the tender throats of their victims, draining their precious life-ichor. Uniform would be a satin cape, with formal evening wear. Shapeshifting and the ability to turn into mist would come at higher levels and cost extra.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

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    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    Compare my post with the one above for an important lesson about civics.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry_Spastic
    I think he should rename it "Vampyro" and train his students to bite into the tender throats of their victims, draining their precious life-ichor. Uniform would be a satin cape, with formal evening wear. Shapeshifting and the ability to turn into mist would come at higher levels and cost extra.
    So ninjutsu with a cape?
    Last edited by stealth_monkey; 10/26/2007 9:55am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kung-Fu Joe
    According to his info page:
    • Awarded Doctorate of Martial Sciences by Dr Mohsen Ahmadi Chancellor of FIMA Martial Arts University
    • Batchelors Degree in Sports Development from University of Portsmouth
    • Lecturer in Martial Arts at University of Portsmouth
    EDIT: Did a search for FIMA Martial Arts University. All I came up with was http://www.fimamartialarts.co.uk/ which has no mention of a University, and which has a dead link to its instructors page. I have found references to an http://www.fimauniversity.com/ but that's a dead link. Archive.org turns up some information that looks to be just as much Bullshido as Vambudo.

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    There's no university in the UK offering Phd (or any acedemic qualification) in martial sciences
    Last edited by Rock Ape; 10/26/2007 10:28am at .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    Compare my post with the one above for an important lesson about civics.
    Ok, I have no idea what this has to do with civics and I can't tell if you are making fun of me or AS. That last bit really worries me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteShark
    Ok, I have no idea what this has to do with civics and I can't tell if you are making fun of me or AS. That last bit really worries me.
    Angry Underscore Spastic. I'm also making apoint about comedy delivery systems.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    Angry Underscore Spastic. I'm also making apoint about comedy delivery systems.
    Wait, are you trying to say one was written by a wheelchair bound sociopath whose empathy is only exceeded by his desire to reproduce?

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