Kid Rock Rocks the House (Waffle)

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 6:10pm

I didn't know if it was worthy of Martial Arts in the News or not . It is one of those few times I wish the attacker was a trainer fighter .

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdail...e-house-brawl/

After a show Saturday night in Atlanta, Kid Rock did what any good southern boy would do: He got involved in a brawl at the local Waffle House. The incident went down at roughly 5 AM Sunday, when Kid and five members of his entourage went to the breakfast chain and a male customer at the restaurant recognized and then “exchanged words with” a female that entered with Kid. The situation escalated until Kid Rock and the brazen-balled customer (he was outnumbered six to one) got into a physical altercation that spilled out into the parking lot. After the fight ended (no victor was announced at press time), Rock and his crew left in their tour bus, only to get stopped by police about a mile down the road. Rock and his entourage were arrested and taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. Rock was booked with an additional charge of “Wearing a shirt with his own face on it,” which should be a felony. Kid and the crew spent about twelve hours in the slammer until getting bailed out 5 PM yesterday. As for the customer, he was charged with a felony for criminal damage to property for breaking a Waffle House window, allowing that sweet syrupy smell to escape the waffleicious confines of the restaurant. Fighting at the House of Waffles shouldn’t come to a complete surprise to Rock fans, however. Here’s another delicious tidbit for you: In an interview with CNN following his one-year ban from a Nashville strip club, Rock questioned the sentencing judge whether slapping someone at a Waffle House would warrant a similar punishment. Kid’s about to find out.

5/1 ? Well ... I for one would face those odds , just to punch Kid Rock in his face .

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 6:45pm

6/1 odds rather .

bump for the excellent and swift correction of the title

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 7:14pm

God I fuckin hate that asshole. Wish he would've gotten stabbed with a butter knife or something.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 7:18pm

Originally Posted by Squerlli

God I fuckin hate that asshole. Wish he would've gotten stabbed with a butter knife or something.

I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 8:18pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .

Lmfao, wow that just made my day better, thank you.
As for the windows we'll... it couldve been Elmore? Probably thought Kid was a junky (which isnt too far off) and just went for his made RSBD skillz. By skillz I mean launching his own fat ass through a waffle house window. Hey, it could happen.

P.S. I'm totally trying the sugar shaker thing now. Fuckin' closest I-hop is like an hour away but oh well, it'll be worth it. Now I just gotta figure out a way to get KempoFirst to meet me there...

**boondock lee** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 8:37pm

Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey

I saw a 16 year old freak/goth kid shove a sugar shaker into a rednecks mouth at a Waffle House one time . Took him four or five tries to get the dudes teeth out of the way first , was truly one of the most disturbing scenes I have ever witnessed .

I was half heartedly hoping for something similar in this situation .

I have never witnessed one of those thick ass windows break tho . I have seen chairs bounce of the windows . I want to know how the hell the attacker broke one of them .

LOL. Goth kid beats redneck with a sugar shaker. The guy who fought Kid Rock should have used t3h d34dly sugar shaker. Lord knows that Kid Rock needs to be knocked down a peg. His album is like number 1 on the charts and he was on larry king. He needs a pre emptive punch to the face to prevent smugness. :qleft6:

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/22/2007 8:49pm

Originally Posted by boondock lee

LOL. Goth kid beats redneck with a sugar shaker. The guy who fought Kid Rock should have used t3h d34dly sugar shaker. Lord knows that Kid Rock needs to be knocked down a peg. His album is like number 1 on the charts and he was on larry king. He needs a pre emptive punch to the face to prevent smugness. :qleft6:

It appears that God struck him with the ugly stick many a year ago . It isn't the same thing as having your grill remodeled by a thick glass sugar shaker ... nor nearly as much punishment as what should be dished out for his latest album , but I have a feeling that the Power That Is ( one true god , god bless america and all that ) will eventually even things out .