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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh El Macho
    So is that the only type of goochie touching you get?
    ...let's stay clean...we are getting low.

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    This story seems odd...How do you punch someone in their 'mommy parts' if your not on your knees or something? How did you hit her at all with a hook unless she jumped between your fist and the bag? I here by proclaim this thread usless without video of said incident.
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    "Driving without blood is surprisingly difficult."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex
    smooth. why the hood? trying to be one of those fucking homo asians trying to be gangsta and failing i see at the gym all the time?
    Hey now. That's just our culture. Poserism. As is librarism and Can'tDriveism.

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    I wear the hood over my head because I'm trying to keep all my heat inside and sweat a bunch, and I don't want people who know me to come up and bother me.

    And yes I was throwing a low hook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUSHI SASHIMI
    And yes I was throwing a low hook.

    Sounds more like a sloppy haymaker to me. Unless you're Mini-me.

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    Anyway, I wish I had been there to see it. I would've yelled "Sweep the leg, Johnny!" from across the room as she was getting up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DdlR
    I did something like that when I was about 18, heavily into TKD. We were sparring at the end of class (used to go round-robin, lower belts circulating between black belts) and my next partner was an athletic young woman who moved really well - she was a TKD beginner but I assumed she was experienced in some other MA.

    This was in the mid-80s when TKD sparring was full contact body kicks and punches, no head punches, kicks to the head allowed. We generally wore hogu (torso pads) and no headgear.

    So we started to spar, she was doing fine, very impressive, and then I launched a spinning hook kick that caught her right in the mouth. Her head snapped back and she spat out a horrific number of teeth (very little blood) into her hand and we stared at each other for a moment. I asked to see her teeth and she replied that she'd just spat most of them out. We stared a but more, then the sparring finished.

    I can't remember what happened after that but I'm pretty sure that she never came back and I felt guilty as **** for years afterwards. Still do, actually.
    When I was maybe 17, I was sparring a woman in her 30s. We were wearing chest protectors and I kneed her in the ribs from the side. Her chest protector was loose, and somehow my knee moved it to the side so her ribs took the full impact. It broke one of her ribs. I didn't hit super hard and I was like 155lbs at the time so I was kind of surprized. I felt so bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil
    Sounds more like a sloppy haymaker to me. Unless you're Mini-me.
    Nope. I come in low and hook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUSHI SASHIMI
    Nope. I come in low and hook.

    Alright then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SUSHI SASHIMI
    Nope. I come in low and hook.
    < Calculates Sirc's Height >

    - 12% (for punching level)

    - 26% (for crouch / Low technique)





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