I accidentally punched a woman in her baby maker today.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 3:41am

Or something.

I was at the gym and unlike other people, I go to actually exercise. Usually towards the end, I'll hit the bag and do a set of 100 hooks to the punching bag. When I finish my 100 hooks, I like to hit the bag one more time on each side as hard as I can.

So as I was doing this, I was wearing my hooded sweater (hood up) with my MP3 player playing musics in my ear. (Thirteenth Step -APC) I didn't see the girl next to me. I guess she was trying to get my attention or something, but I didn't see her, so when I finished my 100 hooks, she must've walked forward to tap me on the shoulder or something, and as I brought my right hook in as hard as I could, I sort of clipped her in her baby maker. I watched this girl just go down like a net full of Orcas and Dolphins into a shredder.

Luckily I was wearing my 12oz gloves so it took most of the impact. I put my hood down and pulled the headphones out of my ears. She looked like she was about to cry, so I did the only thing a decent human being would do in this situation.

I just stood there staring blankly at her, wondering if she'd pass out so I could take her home.

She got up and said, "****!" and then asked if I was done. I apologized and got my stuff and left.

**alex** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 3:53am

smooth. why the hood? trying to be one of those fucking homo asians trying to be gangsta and failing i see at the gym all the time?

**Liffguard** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 4:50am

(Thirteenth Step -APC)

I commend your taste, sir.

**Mawashigeri** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 5:12am

Next time use your knob!

**DON'T SH*T ME !** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:24am

Was she a tall woman or were you throwing a low hook?

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:28am

Originally Posted by DON'T SH*T ME !

Was she a tall woman or were you throwing a low hook?

It was more of an upp-er-cu*t.

:smileinbo

**Sun Wukong** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:33am

Sirc's asian so naturally he's only 3 feet tall, but he can concentrate his chi and grow almost two times his height when exposed to direct sunlight. Additionally, On chinese new year he can choose to remain a mortal for another year or reincarnate into his animal spirit's true form: which ironically looks just like he did before only with a mustache. True story.

**Teh El Macho** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:51am

So is that the only type of goochie touching you get?

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:54am

no he gets my snatch whenever he wants

**DdlR** · Posted On: 10/24/2007 7:57am

I did something like that when I was about 18, heavily into TKD. We were sparring at the end of class (used to go round-robin, lower belts circulating between black belts) and my next partner was an athletic young woman who moved really well - she was a TKD beginner but I assumed she was experienced in some other MA.

This was in the mid-80s when TKD sparring was full contact body kicks and punches, no head punches, kicks to the head allowed. We generally wore hogu (torso pads) and no headgear.

So we started to spar, she was doing fine, very impressive, and then I launched a spinning hook kick that caught her right in the mouth. Her head snapped back and she spat out a horrific number of teeth (very little blood) into her hand and we stared at each other for a moment. I asked to see her teeth and she replied that she'd just spat most of them out. We stared a but more, then the sparring finished.

I can't remember what happened after that but I'm pretty sure that she never came back and I felt guilty as **** for years afterwards. Still do, actually.