10/24/2007 12:17am, #31Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
10/24/2007 10:35am, #32
Syllogistic Reasoning is like kryptonite to Tortelli.
He can barely handle his ABCs let alone an a=b, b=c so a=c framework
10/24/2007 11:07am, #33Originally Posted by praetorian01
Even if they did get away, how hard would it be to get a positive id on Kid Rock? I'm sure there were witnesses.
10/24/2007 11:12am, #34Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
"Yes, officer. I saw a stringy-haired whitetrash cracker with tats everywhere and wearing a wife beater."
They'd have to arrest half of Dekalb county.SEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. It’s the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
10/24/2007 11:15am, #35Originally Posted by Fearless Ukemi
10/24/2007 11:18am, #36Originally Posted by aardvarks
This would obviously raise 'Reasonable Doubt' especially down south.
No jury could convict him.
10/24/2007 11:25am, #37
Rumor has it Tortelli's "sittin up a tint 'n shithouse in Georgia soas he kin be a rezudent 'n all 'n be the joory four-skin."
When told the "joory" didn't have a "four-skin" it had a "foreman" Tortelli had Uncle Jed turn the mule back around to Mississippi
10/24/2007 11:34am, #38Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
10/24/2007 2:50pm, #39
10/24/2007 5:43pm, #40
Originally Posted by DSL
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