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    Enter The Panda

    "I'm Not Afraid Of A Panda, I KNOW KARATE!"

    http://www.shanghaidaily.com/sp/arti...cle_335535.htm

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    Good on the Panda, bite more dumbfucks
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    Darwin wins again.

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    You gotta love people who think that these sorts of animals are going to be co-operative... Fucking pandas don't LARP !

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    "Wang said the boy used a bamboo stick to tease the male panda "Gugu," so the panda was enraged and rushed at the boy."

    Gugu is Chinese for "Wild, Child-Eating Pissed-the-****-off bear".

    The could have been good "Faces of Death" material.
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    Why the **** would you jump into a bear's habitat.

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    My friend Matt always wanted to wrestle a bear. Not a panda, mind you - black bear or maybe kodiak, but still it was his dream to someday take down a bear. Thankfully, he's not THAT stupid and never jumped into a panda pit...

    The panda even followed him onto a slide and then bit him on the legs," Wang said...Doctors said his wound was very deep and the bone was exposed.
    See? Biting DOES work in t3h str33t....or since this was in a habitat can it be called the street? Anyway, biting works...if you're about 110 kilograms and have fangs...

    Although...
    "The boy cried for help and a foreign tourist threw a bottle of drinking water towards the panda, which scared it off," Wang said.
    water bottles and other projectiles still rule t3h r34l str33tfights.
    Last edited by Ajamil; 10/23/2007 2:04pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arjuna
    water bottles and other projectiles still rule t3h r34l str33tfights.
    I've seen some riots in my day, and water bottles full of water or sand ususally start things of, and can cause some damage.

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    Panda FTW by reverse shin bite.

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