Which would win Pirates or Ninjers ?

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:19am

Originally Posted by aardvarks

Pirates.

They have comely young wenches with heaving bossoms all trussed up in corsets.

Ninjas:

have this
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59108

I
FUCKING

YOU

For making me look at that thread again

**AMH** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:22am

http://www.piratesversusninjas.net/

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:23am

GOD DAMN

AWESOMENESS

**Boyd** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:24am

GOD DAMN

THIS JOKE WAS RUN INTO THE GROUND THREE YEARS AGO

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:26am

Thanks for - rep lol at you

**Boyd** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:30am

Here, you know what? Just read this: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/most...net.php?page=4

Now ask yourself: Is this me? Am I yet another in a long line of people slamming my semiturgid weiner into this same dead horse, its fetid carcass possessing the tensile strength of cottage cheese, held together by clumps of stillborn maggots pecked at by bored crows? Should I perhaps be troubled to write my own material occasionally or, failing that, simply not post if I don't have anything funny or clever to say?

Originally Posted by Zack Parsons

Before the Internet I liked pirates, I liked ninjas, and I liked zombies. It turns out everyone else in the galaxy felt the exact same way and has spent the last 15 years on the Internet ramming all three (with the possible additions of monkeys and robots) down our throats as if they are god's gift to comedy.

Pirates, ninjas, and zombies are not inherently funny. Adding them to something does not automatically make it better. To the contrary, the three have been so abused by Internet writers and comedians that mentioning any of the three is anathema to laughter. They are burdens to be overcome by the humor.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 10/20/2007 11:31am

Originally Posted by Boyd

GOD DAMN

THIS JOKE WAS RUN INTO THE GROUND THREE YEARS AGO

Originally Posted by Watanabe Yoshiharu

Thanks for - rep lol at you

Well he is right ... the pirate vs ninja thing has been done over and over again , ever since people have started to look for correlations between global warming and the activities of man .

The ninjas are winning and the temperature is rising .