Top 10 Funniest MMA quotes

**jesu christo** · Posted On: 9/27/2009 5:02am

Rampage: they told me i had the gym at 11:30?
Rashad: Well what time is it??

Rampage: 11:3faaaevv

**miLORD** · Posted On: 9/29/2009 7:31am

Rampage: That's what we do, you kno waht im sayin? we lost and that dont feel good you kno waht im sayin? but we jsut gotta train harder you kno waht im sayin? and i dont like that rashad get to pick now but hey i chose bad match-ups you kno waht im sayin? so i kinda deserve it. Lets just hope we dont get our asses wooped you kno waht im sayin?

**Kambei Shimada** · Posted On: 9/29/2009 7:38am

That amount of ridiculous Rampage quotes on here just goes to prove we are actually gonna miss the guy if he has truely retired.

**Hiro Protagonist** · Posted On: 9/29/2009 8:02am

Yo, Rashad, I am really happy for you,
I'mah let you finish, but Lyoto Machida
delivered you one of the most hilarious KOs of all time!
Of all time!

**laevus** · Posted On: 9/30/2009 5:49pm

Chris Leben, before the Anderson Silva fight: I'm gonna send him back to Japan where the competition is easier.

Forrest Griffin before the Mauricio Rua fight: Sure, everyone knows Shogun's a great striker. Sure, he's great on the ground, has great speed, hits like a truck, and he's one of the best in the world, but other than that, what's he got?

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 9/30/2009 7:42pm

"Next, DANGITY DANGITY DAAAAANG!" - Bas Rueten (praise be unto him):laughing4

**itsabank** · Posted On: 10/01/2009 10:14am

I love Tank Abbott quotes:

“After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV, and I have a martini.”

“He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a ***** today.”

“I’m starting to get sexually aroused right now. You better get that off.” - Tank watching a replay of his knockout of John Matua

“All of a sudden, Magnum P.I. has got an attitude. - Tank on Dan Severn

**Conde Koma** · Posted On: 10/03/2009 1:03pm

Thread winner, by Forrest Griffin:

This guy actually asked me a good question the other day, and this is a real story and I really like it: first off, he was very confrontational; I didn’t like him much to begin with, and he goes, ‘Hey, man, I have to know,’ because it’s his business to know, ‘why did you run out of the cage that night after the Silva fight?’ And I said, ‘Look, man, I haven’t told anybody, let’s keep this on the down low, but the truth is your mom was waiting for me in the back to suck my d***, and you know how good of a b*** j** your mom gives, so I didn’t want to be late for that sh**.’ And that’s pretty much the answer I give. I like that answer, so I’ll give that answer to everyone.

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