Rampage after winning a Pride fight. (Don't remember which one, or the name of his opponent, but it was a Japanese fighter in nuthugger shorts). He said something to the effect of:
"Man, as soon as I saw him, I knew I was gonna' have to beat his ass. If I got my ass whooped by that dude in them tight-ass red shorts, my boys would never quit fucking with me."
Rampage ftw it seems, although some of the things people say in the first few UFC's are cheesy as hell.
Those Rampage quotes made me laugh and laugh.
damnit, they had this quote on his wikipedia page but it's not there anymore
announcer number 1: (mentions something to the effect of the fighter getting a knee? to the face as he is bleeding out of his nose)
Bas Rutten: "Either that or he has really high blood pressure"
more Rampage quotes stolen from around the web:
Mauro: “Theres a left by Jackson…. or make that Randleman, sorry!”
Rampage: “Thats alright, all black folks look alike.”
Mauro: “Quinton, your thoughts on this fight..”
Rampage: “My thoughts are… I hope wanderlei wins and wins fast, cuz i gotta go take a crap!”
“when I win the pride belt, I’m going to do everything with the pride belt. when I’m playing video games, I will play with the Pride belt. when I’m taking a ****, I am gonna take it with the Pride belt. when I’m fucking, Im gonna **** with the Pride belt”
“When I beat wanderlei i’m a take his belt pull his pants down and spank him for bein' so ugly”
Rampage on Wanderlei Silva: “Monkey looking muthafucker, Congo, ugh me good gorilla… Have you ever gotten your ass kicked by a black man before? It fucking hurts.”
On the new UFC video game:
"I never get black eyes ... because I am black."
"Yo man, I need to get paid. I got a ton of kids. I have like a kid every 30 seconds. Wait, what time is it? Damn, there's another one. Told ya."
During his message for Chuck. "I'm serious, look at this face, it's serious as a heart attack and a heart attack is serious."
Another one from that:
Originally Posted by partyboy
"I invited you out for drinks Chuck, but you didn't come chuck. I coulda gotten you drunk Chuck. All of the drinks would have been on me... Well they woulda been on what ever bar we were at cuz you famous as hell you get all that **** for free."
"I'll **** you 'till you love me, ******."
"I'll eat your asshole."
"I normally don't do interviews wit' women 'less I fornicate wit' 'em. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless... ya know."
"I'll be he wishes he had that other pectoral muscle about now"
-Tank as Tra Telligman was getting pummelled into the cage.
Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
Damn, that's cold.
I remember that, it was hilarious. I didn't like Rampage much until I watched the UFC All Access special on him. He is funny as hell.
Originally Posted by Squerlli
On that list, this one is my favorite:
On fighting Ricardo Arona:
"I wanna fight him because I don't know him and he's in the video game, and I'm not."