Posted On:10/21/2007 9:12am
Style: BJJ, Boxing, Wrasslin'
haha i just looked at some of the rampage jackson quotes. haha they made me LOL. Especially this one:
Joking about his friend Tito Ortiz having a large head:
"They made a Tito bobblehead but that (thing) wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there.
Rampage Jackson FTW!
The Bottom Brick
Posted On:10/21/2007 9:16am
Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu
Kalib Starnes: "**** You, the Doctor said he could see my skull!!!?"
"Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
Posted On:10/21/2007 9:22am
Style: San Da, Judo, BJJ
o____O, what the hell happened to him?. Big elbow to his head or something?
I'm not witty enough for this custom title.
Posted On:10/21/2007 9:27am
Style: In Hiatus
Originally Posted by yodaman
Some of Don Wilson's "If I was in there" quotes from early UFC's were pretty LOL worthy, but nothing's topping the "We're not wrestling, we're just doing this quote."
Haha, yeah, that must've been the gayest moment ever in TUF.
Here's another good Rampage one:
"In Japan, the crowd is quiet, this one time I heard a cute girl fart in the second row."
*OR* this one:
Post-fight interview after Jackson fought Matt Lindland:
Stephen Quadros: "Was that like fighting an octopus?" Rampage: "Man, that was like fighting a big ass smelly skunk. Matt you need to take a shower man."
Posted On:10/21/2007 9:56am
Style: BJJ, MMA
Some of the early UFCs produced some great quotes:
* Remcoe Pardoel, being interviewed after blasting Orlando Weit's head into the mat in UFC 2, is asked "What do you predict for your next fight?"
"Try to win".
Posted On:10/21/2007 10:31am
What I found even funnier than "I will beat you into a living death" remark by Shamrock was Tito's reply, who was sitting a few metres from him.
Shamrock was very very annoyed.
In fact Im sure theres a vid somewhere of it.
Posted On:10/21/2007 11:12am
Originally Posted by Squerlli
Royce Gracie after being asked what he will do after winning UFC (i dunno which one): "I go to Disney Land!"
It was UFC 1. That quote really was hilarious.
Posted On:10/22/2007 2:49am
I'm pretty sure the Royce quote was "Gonna go to Disneeyylaaaaand". I'll watch UFC 1 again tonight to check.
Posted On:10/22/2007 3:41am
Just some of the more retarded things the EliteXC announcers have said. enjoy.
-(Some guy)Does he have something called the kitchen sink, and are we going to see it?
-(Announcer1) With a nickname like Ghost, I guess we could expect to hear the boo's. (Announcer2) I'm not even gonna touch that.
-(Bill Goldberg) You show me your penis, I'm pulling the mic away.
-(Some guy) You know it's a good night when Bill Goldberg says penis on pay-per-view.
Posted On:10/26/2007 8:44am
Style: not training/injured
While it's not MMA, how can we leave out the ever articulate Mike Tyson?
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
Also from iron Mike:
"I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me."
"I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman."
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