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    When ninjers teach groundfighting.

    I came across this on a MAP thread, thanks to D Wiedman. Personally, I find the result of people inventing their own ground grappling techniques hilarious.

    How many mistakes can you find in this pic? Give yourself a point for each one.



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    You know whats frustrating..... its like in the movies.... When Volcano came out.... Dante's Peak followed it.... Armageddon? Deep impact....

    When BJJ started to make its way to main stream and more visible.... every retard out there try's to copy it somehow, and say they have teh d34dly ground fighting skizzzilz!

    makes me puke.... LOL the one where he is spreading the dude out on his junk while holding his chin up to say "I really really love you, please be gentle...." is the best.... bottom row.... second in from the left.

    EDIT: lol look at that key lock he is trying to put on that guy.... see where his leg is? why doesnt he just climb his back?

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    haha eyerake from inside the guard.

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    When ninjers teach groundfighting, we all lose. Please, think of the children.

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    How to pick my favorite? They're all so funny. I'd say it's a tie between the deadly "Dump on the head" top left and "shitty rendition of a keylock but with no control and no weight on the opponent" directly beneath it.

    Fucking ninj34rs.

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    .....not as ghey as kuksool's so-called groundfighting techniques.
    SEANBABY:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    .....not as ghey as kuksool's so-called groundfighting techniques.
    That post is worthless without pics...

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    aww, I thought this was going to be along the lines of "When Pets Attack" and include some hilarious vids... I guess the picture will do.

    personally I'm for the bottom-right two pictures and the fact that you have to perform those moves while looking off to your side and nowhere near your opponent... is that so his bald head doesn't blind the camera like in the middle pic?

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    they're in the Volume 3 Black Book but no pics on the interwebz.

    just use your imagination:.........all those dumbass locks, deadness, and lack of fundamentals......but they're doing it on the ground.
    SEANBABY:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    just use your imagination:.........all those dumbass locks, deadness, and lack of fundamentals......but they're doing it on the ground.
    sounds like my love life

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