Sorry for the thread drift but why would Tony Hawk need to be defended with an eight inch penis? I would think he could get a security guard that could fight with his hands, guns, or something intimidating.
I think you phail to grasp how awesome his body-guard is. If he used his hands, it wouldn't be a fight. It'd be a massacre or rape.
Originally Posted by tom.f
I think it was a deliberate and very unfunny troll job.
Incidentally the biggest recorded flaccid penis was John Holmes. He was an Anglo-American.
What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
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JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
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