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    Moved out of LLL to YMAS but not because this is a comedy thread.

    You did good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrsmann
    Tonight I was walking to the store up the street. When I had some dude come up to me. He was tall, lanky, and smelled bad. I asked him " Is there something I can help you with?""Can you spare a buck?" when he opened his mouth I could see his teeth were rotted to hell and misshapen. I'd seen it alot, some call it meth mouth. Iowa at one point was known for the high amount of Meth labs in the state, so tweakers in the Des Moines area aren't that uncommon, even in the Suburbs.
    I must grimaced or something because next thing I know the guy shoved me back and yelled " You got a problem fucker," Startled I said " Sorry dude, I didn't mean to offend you," He nodded " Give me all your money," Now he was lanky, skinny and looked really unhealthy, plus he didn't look he was armed, so I said "no," Not the smartest response now that I think about it. But I wasn't thinking straight at the moment either.
    Next he swung a haymaker, he was slow and stumbled forward as he threw the punch. I just backed up, he missed. I had small flashlight on the inside pocket of my coat.
    I took out and brought the fatter end down on his forehead. I hit him hard enough to leave a gash in his head. Not big but blood started leaking out in his left eye. He just looked at me with his open right eye, said "**** this," and crossed the street towards the woods on the other side.
    Legally speaking, I know I overreacted, but I paniced and just did the thing that first came to mind. That was hiting the guy with a flashlight.I'm not here to say how cool I am. I'm just recounting something that happened to tonight. Also to say this was the first time that I made someone bleed on purpose. So feel a tad guilty, I guess I'm alittle too emotive for my own good. I wished I had just given the guy a buck and be done with it.
    You fucking troll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrsmann
    I'm drunk, so please excuse me if I recant things later on but Spastic, you should understand something, **** like this in Iowa is pretty rare. Plus, do me a favor ,I haven't talk smack about your country or region of origin so please don't smack about mine.
    Iowa's an awesome place if your looking for safety for your family. But the meth addicts are one of the few things you gotta watch for aside from the deer. If your not careful they'll hump you to death.
    Don't get me wrong Tyrsmann, I wanna visit the museum dedicated to wrestling I hear is there when I graduate from crappler to grappler.

    Plus I love the taste of venison :qright3:
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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    You all fell for this troll job? Come on! This is Phil Elmore satire 101!

    The homeless guy? The detailed description of his foes facial features and lowly demeanor? The fucking FLASHLIGHT!?

    I give you 9/10 Tyrsmann, well played.

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    Wait, this guy threw an off balance haymaker? I've trained for years for that off chance, i'm very excited to hear it actually happens.
    "a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki

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    Have you had your Hep-C shots?

    And +1 for filing a police report.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    You fucking troll!
    I could missing the sarcasm, I've got a serious hangover, but if not how am I a troll kempfist

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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    You all fell for this troll job? Come on! This is Phil Elmore satire 101!

    The homeless guy? The detailed description of his foes facial features and lowly demeanor? The fucking FLASHLIGHT!?

    I give you 9/10 Tyrsmann, well played.

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    Only thing you missed was, "'Get back' I hissed...."
    Actually kempofist no troll job here man, this actually did happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askari
    Have you had your Hep-C shots?

    And +1 for filing a police report.
    while I appreciate the + rep askari I didn't file one, still haven't either. Don't really see the need to either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrsmann
    Iowa's an awesome place if your looking for safety for your family. But the meth addicts are one of the few things you gotta watch for aside from the deer. If your not careful they'll hump you to death.
    The meth addicts, or the deer?

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