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  1. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    10/16/2007 4:29pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    Royce Gracie hardly has the physique of a pro wrestling roidheaded monstrosity.
    It is passing strange that BROCK LESNAR passes his roid test, and Royce Gracie registers so high it shorts the machine out.
  2. JingMerchant! is offline
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    ...has all your Jing.

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    10/16/2007 5:26pm

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     Style: Judo, baby! Yeah!

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    If the Giant Khali, were to bring the same style and panache to the cage, as he brought to the wrestling ring... Well, i suspect the phrase 'Tomato can' would take on a whole new level of significance!
  3. Axelton is offline

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     Style: Wing Chun, Hung Gar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    *Grabs sledgehammer from under the ring, hits fighting penguin in the stomache while Soju Joe is holding him in the Cobra Clutch.
    How's Soju's nuts taste? Salty? Kosher?
  4. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axelton
    How's Soju's nuts taste? Salty? Kosher?
    Strangely, just like Wing Chun....
  5. JabCrossHook is offline
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     Style: Kickboxing, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant!
    If the Giant Khali, were to bring the same style and panache to the cage, as he brought to the wrestling ring... Well, i suspect the phrase 'Tomato can' would take on a whole new level of significance!
    Haha yeah - to be honest he's a pretty **** wrestler... he couldn't do any worse in MMA. Looking at how the Japanese like the oversized beast types, he'd probably get signed by K1, tool Akebono and then get mullered by some other big freak who has a clue.
  6. fightin Penguin is offline

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    10/16/2007 10:53pm


     Style: ex-wrestler, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    *Vince Tortelli and Soju Joe drape the Iranian flag over the bloody, unconsious fighting Penguin, then sing the Iranian National anthem while the crowd boos and pelts the ring with trash.
    Then next week, Fightin Penguin, taped ribs and eye patch in tow, takes down Vince and Joe, and leg drops both of them to the delight of the crowd! Real American blaring over the sound system.

    WATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN PENGUINMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    10/16/2007 11:24pm

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    Mr. McMahon:

    "And this Sunday on WRASSSLEMANIA, in this very ring, it will be...THE FIGHTING PENGUIN! vs. Vince Tortelli! vs. Soju Joe! In a Triple Threat Match for the Bullshido World Heavyweight Title!"

    Fighting Penguin strikes a fearless pose in the ring, lifting his championship Belt high into the air, as an image of Soju Joe and Vince Tortelli appears on the Titan Tron.

    Soju Joe: With both of us on the job, I'm leaving Wrestlemania with the gold around your waist for sure!"
    Vince Tortelli: "Your waist? If anybody's leaving taking that belt from him this Sunday, it's going to be me!"
    Tortelli swings on Joe, and they brawl through the backstage area, the diva's locker room, and into the parking lot before they are pulled apart by security.
    WHO WILL LEAVE WRESTLEMANIA AS THE WORLD BULLSHIDO CHAMPION!!???
  8. Goju - Joe is offline
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: Improv comedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axelton
    How's Soju's nuts taste? Salty? Kosher?
    Why do you know my nuts taste salty and Kosher????

    (have we met?)
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