Thread: Dear Shar/PainInTheDonkey
10/13/2007 11:44am, #1
Dear Shar/PainInTheDonkeyOriginally Posted by Shar
If indeed you were pregnant and this is not another one of your apparently many delusions, congratulations to the child for recognizing that returning to the bardo was a better option than having you as a parent. As amusing as I find it that you say you believe I "meant to make you miscarry" you are clearly insane as I have no way of knowing what your status is in regards to such things. All I really know or need to know about you is that you're an obnoxious internet twat and someone told me you were shaped like the Violet Beauregarde after her experience with the Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum.
As was previously noted I am 5'10" and thus would have to be on the far side of sickly skinny to ever weigh the 110lbs that you seem to feel that you belong at. Honestly I suspect that if our fighting hinges on you "returning" to 110lbs then it's probably going to involve some time travel back to when you were 9 years old.
But do not fret, as I understand it you are far overweight at the moment and you'll be happy to know that I've no moral quandaries with beating up fat chicks. I suspect you'll be delighted to find out that I am not particularly hard to locate and that anytime your lardy abomination of the human form feels inclined to see what a real athlete can do...well, you can just let me know.
If you mean to continue to carry out this charade of intending to challenge me in some sanctioned event then please, allow me to suggest next years WAKO Nationals tournament, If I come up 10 pounds then I can be in the 155 and up weight-class. Ascending to 155 will be annoying for me, but I suspect that you should have no problem making the "and up" part.
With your vast military experience I guess you already knew that the military court you're wagering you could get away with murder in is in fact reserved specifically for military matters. In addition to this I'm sure you already knew that the term "junkie" refers specifically to "junk" which is a street moniker for heroin, which I've never touched. If you wanted to refer to any illegal drug use I've participated in then I personally would have recommended referring to me as "e-tarded".
At any rate, using an illegal drug 6 times in the course of a year and a half does not make one "a junkie" or even an "e-tard" and would have no bearing in court. In addition to this, our internet paths intertwine like two snakes in a love embrace. Do you really suspect that were you to murder me or anyone else that your continual threats and delusions of being "squeaky clean" would not come up in court? Man-Slaughter? Please. With your "miner in law" I would have suspected that you'd be aware that what you're actually engaging in is pre-meditation and pre-meditation means....you got it...first degree murder.
Now, I am not nearly so paranoid (though perhaps "hopeful" is a more accurate word) as to believe that you will ever actually attempt to fight me, let alone try and murder me. The fact is that you are fat, and fat means lazy and lazy means a bunch of trash postings on the internet for me to giggle over. Not walking around looking over my shoulder terrorized .
But, I'll make you a deal. If you ever situate yourself within arms reach of me I won't seriously hurt you at all, despite your numerous threats to put me in a coma. I will simply shove you around like the incompetent chubby child that you are. Much laughter will be had and you can return home and write a big story on the internet about how you were actually the winner, because despite the fact that I managed to keep the piece of candy away from you I was to afraid of you to stop giggling and slap you in the mouth.
Look, Shar, baby, you're not worth my time, please quit aspiring to fight me. Though I've only fought a couple fat girls I'm really starting to get a reputation for it and it's annoying and a trend I'd like to break.
Last edited by Anna Kovacs; 10/13/2007 11:53am at .
10/13/2007 12:13pm, #2
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To PITD; Don't you think that you seriously need some kind of help if you are getting stressed (to the point of miscarrige) over what people say on internet forums?? You are insane. Get help.
10/13/2007 12:25pm, #3
If she is not in the reserves or active duty how does a military court have any jurisdiction over what PITD does?
10/13/2007 12:29pm, #4Originally Posted by Shar
Kat needs to fight Shar right now. Granted, the only thing stopping them is 400 pounds, years of painful physical therapy, Kat's stupefying fear of fighting a former karateka with no fight record and who intends to be 40 pounds lighter than her, but really. If Kat doesn't pounce on this ****, by the time all the proper conditions have been satisfied (sometime within the next 3-4 years) Shar is either going to be physically incapable of saying anything but a complex word salad only JFS can understand, or she'll regress to trolling Geocities sites with pictures of her rapidly disintegrating fetus dressed up as a cowboy.
Either way Kat is a chameleon lemon headed terrorist *****.Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
10/13/2007 12:41pm, #5
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- W. Yorks, UK
It's a given that you would utterly destroy this fucking idiot at whatever weight, just rise above it and concentrate on your legit fight career, these twats aren't worth the effort.
10/13/2007 2:07pm, #6
Perhaps there can be some sort of Andre The Giant/Big John Studd "bodyslam" challenge match instead?
Then Shar may have a chance.
10/13/2007 2:11pm, #7
For those you who missed it, Shar claims to have inherited her "clearance" from her miltary father. In addition she claims to be some sorta of NSA/CIA assassin.
10/13/2007 2:14pm, #8
So, she wants a commission? If anyone were to PM me her personal details, I could point her behavior out to parties who would find it intriguing.
10/13/2007 2:19pm, #9
Is she still in school or has she gotten her bar yet?
10/13/2007 2:22pm, #10
Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats
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- Cow Town
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She's 400lbs. The only "butter bar" she's going to get is the one at the grocery store in the dairy section.