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Posted On:10/13/2007 1:58am
OK, so I have heard numerous stories about how there is a school on Long Island that is just beyond description. I didn't believe them, thought the stories were exaggerated. Apparently I was wrong.
I plan on going down to see for myself, because I read the website, looked at the pictures section, and I am still thinking to myslef "no one is that stupid/crazy/retarded!"
Read the whole site please, it will blow your mind.
I fifgure I'll check out a class soon and see whats up, its near me anyways and I could use a laugh.
Anyone have experience with them good or bad please comment.
Posted On:10/13/2007 2:01am
Oh yeah, make sure you look at all the pics. The shredded gis (from the weapons he apparently chases them with), the pock marked backs ( another picture shows a student being hit in the back with a mace and bleeding all over the place).
Fucking crazy as far as I can tell.
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Posted On:10/13/2007 2:09am
Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo
Man oh man...from their site.
Now that we have taught you to fight back and you have learned to defend yourself, escape, and defeat your opponents, Aiki JiuJitsu Kung Fu will put you to the ultimate test!
Sensei, and his network of trained professionals, Police, Trained Ninja, Trappers, and other Experts will Hunt you out of class in "Real Time" and "Real Life".
Only the most serious of students sign on for this type of training. Being Hunted by Sensei and his team of experts is something that will change your life forever! It is an intense experience that has been described as "Survivor" meets "The Game".
How far is to far? Do you really know what you were taught? What does happen if you are caught, attacked, captured, defeated, and taken?
Identities are hidden, rules dont exist, you are tested for real. Burried alive, tied up in the trees, lost in tunnels underground, set adrift at sea. Your team has been infiltrated by spies and double agents, you are left to survive for days on an island. Can you survive? Do you dare?
The wealthy pay thousands of dollars to go on such elaborate mock adventures such as ours, but you dont have to. Sensei Jerry's Aiki Jiujitsu Kung Fu classes will train you like you never imagined you could be trained. The Hunt is not for everyone. Do You Dare to Fight Back???
Let me know when you're going there man :P
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...Willing is not enough you must do ~Bruce Lee
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Posted On:10/13/2007 2:15am
This makes baby jesus cry
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Stillness is death
Posted On:10/13/2007 2:16am
NY Combat Sambo Style: combat sambo
OMG...this is insane...LOL
You gotta report back if you go!!
Posted On:10/13/2007 2:20am
I'll go on Wed I think. He has class Wed and Sun. There is even a "special" class on Sunday night after the regular Sunday night class.
Posted On:10/13/2007 2:34am
Style: pentjak silat/ kali
i like the paintings in the background that look my friends' 6 year old son did them. especially the one that says "KY is the key". i don't know about you guys, but any school that talks about K-Y THAT much gives me the heebie jeebies.
Posted On:10/13/2007 4:15am
If you go, don't let anything slip that might make them suspicious of you. The guy will probably chase you with a sword!!
Posted On:10/13/2007 5:06am
Style: Liu Seong Gung Fu
Posted On:10/13/2007 5:07am
offhand, it looks like a pain cult.
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