Diary of an undergraduate Wing Tsunner aged 18 1/2

**RunningDog** · Posted On: 10/15/2007 8:36pm

Wednesday 8 October 1997

Dear Diary

Mother got herself in to an awful tizz today. I told her all about what I’ve been doing, and I let slip that I spent all of my student loan on WT. She went absolutely mad! She doesn’t understand that it is an essential investment to keep me, and my future family (once I find a wife and have sexual relations with her) safe from the dangers of the streets. However, she agreed to send me a cheque when I told her my diet for the last month (economy rice). But she said she wouldn’t send any more! Blasted woman. How am I supposed to pay for the Weapondefence™ and Antigrappling™ seminars coming up? They’re both £200 for the weekend! Shifu says there are Grapplers everywhere, whatever they are, but that WingTsun™ has the tools to destroy them. I HAVE to go. I guess I’ll still be living on economy rice from Asda! Oh, and stuff I steal from Torquil the Tosser.

**NDNSLAM** · Posted On: 10/15/2007 8:45pm

Genuine historical document my ass!!! More like the delusions of a nothing.

**RunningDog** · Posted On: 10/15/2007 8:48pm

Originally Posted by NDNSLAM

Genuine historical document my ass!!! More like the delusions of a nothing.

I assure you it's real, though certain names and places have been changed. I cannot reveal my source at this time.

**Fantasy Warrior** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 12:14am

Originally Posted by RunningDog

I guess I’ll still be living on economy rice from Asda! Oh, and stuff I steal from Torquil the Tosser.

So you're the git who kept eating my 30% meat sausages. Wank-stain.

**SFGOON** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 12:35am

Originally Posted by NDNSLAM

Genuine historical document my ass!!! More like the delusions of a nothing.

Can you get a crybaby tag on your second post?

Chunners are faggots.:new_rainf

**fes_fsa** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 1:12am

lol

i love it!

**WorldWarCheese** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 1:41am

This can't be real...

[Edit: Just read rest of thread... and I still don't believe you. I mean... it's just too... too... no!]

**rordogs** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 2:34am

Originally Posted by RunningDog

and at that moment, diary, I swore revenge.

oh, i like were this is going.

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 10/16/2007 4:47am

Originally Posted by RunningDog

Wednesday 8 October 1997

Dear Diary

Mother got herself in to an awful tizz today. I told her all about what I’ve been doing, and I let slip that I spent all of my student loan on WT. She went absolutely mad! She doesn’t understand that it is an essential investment to keep me, and my future family (once I find a wife and have sexual relations with her) safe from the dangers of the streets. However, she agreed to send me a cheque when I told her my diet for the last month (economy rice). But she said she wouldn’t send any more! Blasted woman. How am I supposed to pay for the Weapondefence™ and Antigrappling™ seminars coming up? They’re both £200 for the weekend! Shifu says there are Grapplers everywhere, whatever they are, but that WingTsun™ has the tools to destroy them. I HAVE to go. I guess I’ll still be living on economy rice from Asda! Oh, and stuff I steal from Torquil the Tosser.

Looks like your diet is going well. When I lost my Saturday work colleague to Uni (many years ago) he spent his entire wedge on the Freshers Club (that were so essential to his intellectual development). He discovered that little known source of nutrition, Lassie, or was it PAL (Prolongs Active Life) - anyway, he waxed lyrical about the quality of the chunks of meat and gravy and didn't understand why Dogs would turn up their noses at dog food.

Shortly afterwards, a TV documentary revealed how it is, er, created.

Good Luck with the Economy Rice.

You know well that the cost of training is a long-term investment. You don't become Bruce Lee overnight so keep going.

Look forward to you next progress report.