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    partyboy's Avatar
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    All the diarists need to collaborate with Phrost on a coffee table book with all these entries... christ, it'd go on tour... you guys would have to do signings and personalized messages to 30-year-old soccer moms... then comes the oprah book club

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Petter
    I'm trying to figure out what particular parts of this are true, and what's just spin for hilarity.

    I'm failing completely.
    It's all true. Duh.

  3. #103
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    The next part of the story (sparring with a boxer) is the same point in which my wing chun wet dream fell down around me.

  4. #104
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I can't wait for the next one.
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.

  5. #105

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by RunningDog
    It's all true. Duh.
    Singing Dick. How did you get away with that one for so long in this enthralling story?:cool:

  6. #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Hardon
    Singing Dick. How did you get away with that one for so long in this enthralling story?:cool:
    Although the thought of a person-sized singing dick teaching the Tsun would be funny... I think he's actually called Seeing Dick.

  7. #107

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    OMG. This is teh crack. More more...
    Lovely i say, lovely.

    "demonstrating chi sao to Shaylene" LMAO!

  8. #108
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    My Wing Chun wet dream fell down when I got owned by a MT guy with six months of training. I had two years of Wing Chun under my belt at the time (my jaw still hurts when I think about it).

    Therefore I demand that the poor schmuck gets owned by a MT guy as well.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It's too late, what is done is done. This happened years ago, remember?
    "a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I demand he gets owned by Aubrey de Grey because he keeps asking Aubrey for his mobile phone number and Aubrey hates mobile phones and is a prominent academic at Cambridge. To my knowledge Aubrey de Grey doesn't have so much as a day of training in any sport art or system but he's a big man and in shape.

    A kick to the balls should do it.
    What am I?:

    I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.

    I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.

    That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:

    :occasion1

    JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...=78188&page=22

    Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.

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