10/30/2007 10:03pm, #101
All the diarists need to collaborate with Phrost on a coffee table book with all these entries... christ, it'd go on tour... you guys would have to do signings and personalized messages to 30-year-old soccer moms... then comes the oprah book club
10/30/2007 10:04pm, #102Originally Posted by Petter
10/31/2007 1:53am, #103
The next part of the story (sparring with a boxer) is the same point in which my wing chun wet dream fell down around me.
10/31/2007 4:21am, #104
I can't wait for the next one.Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.
10/31/2007 8:46am, #105Originally Posted by RunningDog
10/31/2007 9:16am, #106Originally Posted by Eddie Hardon
10/31/2007 11:00am, #107
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
OMG. This is teh crack. More more...
Lovely i say, lovely.
"demonstrating chi sao to Shaylene" LMAO!
10/31/2007 11:20am, #108
My Wing Chun wet dream fell down when I got owned by a MT guy with six months of training. I had two years of Wing Chun under my belt at the time (my jaw still hurts when I think about it).
Therefore I demand that the poor schmuck gets owned by a MT guy as well.That civilisation may not sink,
Its great battle lost,
Quiet the dog, tether the pony
To a distant post;
Our master Caesar is in the tent
Where the maps are spread,
His eyes fixed upon nothing,
A hand under his head.
- W.B. Yeats
10/31/2007 12:08pm, #109
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
It's too late, what is done is done. This happened years ago, remember?"a martial art that has no rules is nothing but violence" - Kenji Tomiki
10/31/2007 4:50pm, #110
I demand he gets owned by Aubrey de Grey because he keeps asking Aubrey for his mobile phone number and Aubrey hates mobile phones and is a prominent academic at Cambridge. To my knowledge Aubrey de Grey doesn't have so much as a day of training in any sport art or system but he's a big man and in shape.
A kick to the balls should do it.What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.