Bullshido recon

**Robot Jesus** · Posted On: 1/04/2007 11:24pm

So I haven’t been training for a semester and the judo club I want to join doesn’t accept new members until the end of the month.

So I’ve thought about checking out temple kung fu, in an investigative sense.

I’m going to see how far I can go without paying anything.

Anyone have any specific information I should try to get.

**polishillusion** · Posted On: 1/04/2007 11:40pm

Originally Posted by Gabster the Bad Elf

Plans to their nuclear weapons program would be a nice start. Perhaps a sample of their blood to see if they are aliens or not. If Angelina Jolie works out there, be sure to get all the clothes and drippings you can.

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fixed that for you, pervert.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 1/04/2007 11:45pm

Lets see:

1) a copy of one of their standard contracts.

2) Their creation tale in nausating detail.

3) Their internal rank structure.

4) How they run testing, their price per belt test.

5) What it looks like they teach, stylistically.

6) What they use for their sales tactics.

7) Any and all paperwork. This is especialy useful for finding out their different membership plans.

8) Biographical information on their founder.

That should be a good start. Act dumb and let them run all of their sales pitches on you.