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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    I will only agree to this if you can get Angry Spastic to dye himself bright orange, otherwise the joke will not work. I recommend having Lebell do it.
    perv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow Warrior
    The only stupid thing I've said on here is the stuff about shooting Omega. Everything else has just been ill-informed.
    Would it be wrong to +rep him for this? It's freakin hilarious!

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    On second thought, AS is not suited for the Hulk Hogan role. (Imagines scene)

    Vince Tortelli (complete with mirrored glasses and sequined jacket) and Angry Spastic are standing in front of the old WCW logo, being interviewed by Tony Schiavone.

    Vince: You see Toney, Bullshido management has been holding my client back, and he's not gonna take it anymore! Isn't that right?
    Spastic: My girlfriend's going to buy a farm. I love my mum.
    Vince:....Right. So anyway, I have Spastic's contract right here, and it UN-E-quivocally states that in the event that he loses the Bullshido World Mutant Championship, he gets a rematch at a time and date of his choosing.
    Spastic: Australians invented many things. I like pineapples.
    Vince: (puts face in hands) Goddamnit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    I will only agree to this if you can get Angry Spastic to dye himself bright orange, otherwise the joke will not work. I recommend having Lebell do it.
    As Lebell's agent in the US he will NOT be party to this unless multiple swans are involved and Vince watches but does not partcipate. Oh yeah, his agent gets paid in cash.

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    On second thought, AS is not suited for the Hulk Hogan role. (Imagines scene)

    Vince Tortelli (complete with mirrored glasses and sequined jacket) and Angry Spastic are in front of the old WCW logo. A_S is Sitting in an Amigo Scooter sporting a flame job, tassels on the handlebars and a squeeze Horn. A_S plays with a string of drool as he is being interviewed by Tony Schiavone.
    Fixed.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Now, where exactly is that 'close thread' button?

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    the more things change, the more they stay the same

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Now if ggboxer ever gets unbanned he would make a perfect Hoganesque figure.

    "Whatcha gonna do, when the power of Wing Chun and the Chunamaniacs totally destroys you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Tortelli
    OOMMMEGGGAAA! I AM NUMBER ONE! YOU ARE NUMBER TWO.....OR LOOWWWERRRR!

    No I do #2, at least that's what I did on your mom last night (oh noooooooes he didn't break open with your momma joke!!!!)

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    Ha! I fooled you , that wasn't my mom, it was Fickle Finger of Fate's mom!

    (What, I should start behaving with maturity and intelligence now? You should live so long.)

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