Amusing myself... (not in that way)
So it was a long day here at work, and after reading like the 100th crazy ass post on YAnswers about the "d3adly str33ts" and knives, I decided to do this...
While I marvel at the comedy of it, what really keeps me laughing is the people who take it seriously, particularly the dad who wants his son to learn Martial Arts.
The Highlights to my art in my opinion:
"As well as how to throw knives in case an opponent runs away" that was to counter any people who would say the best knife defense is to run away lol....
Teaching it to inner city youths was funny...
Well I would love your opinion of my soon to be Martial Art lol... I would just post the whole thing here, but the comments on YAnswers makes it too funny to not leave it there lol.
Check it out.
You really need to find a hobby,
Inuit Refridgerator repair, maybe
If you can't laugh at yourself,
Others will be happy to do it for you
The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
That got a grin out of me - nice one!
"Included [in the curriculum] will be how to throw broken glass at your attackers feet, preventing him from trying to grapple with you and take you to the ground."
Oh no he dih-unt!
That was pretty legendary. I loled at the broken glass comments.
That was cool. We need more places on the internet to troll.
Oh, that was great... I cant believe people still took it seriously after the broken glass comment.
You evil evil person... How much are classes??
But what about lava? You don't teach your students to use lava? What if the broken glass isn't good enough?
Thats a secret only taught to senior bleck belts...
It all makes sense now!!!