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  1. Teh El Macho is offline
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    Monkey steal the peach?
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
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    T3h R34l Gangnam Style!

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    Posted On:
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    looks more like monkey eats the sausage to me.
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    fellating monkey kung fu!!!
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
  4. Kintanon is offline
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    Posted On:
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    I escape that hold by tapping out. Works every time!
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    Posted On:
    10/08/2007 3:43pm

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    More importantly: Do you refer to grappling techniques as "holds" or call things which are not submissions "locks"?


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
  6. Wolf is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/08/2007 3:55pm

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    to me grappling submission moves are all holds...they are then broken up into two categories...chokes and locks.
  7. Hedgehogey is offline
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    Can you spot at least five things wrong with this picture in a minute and a half?

    Answers:


    -guy shrimping the wrong way under side control

    -Gracie gifting (passing guard by triangle choking yourself). Bonus points for doing it to what appears to be a 15 year old.

    -gotarded, pro wrestling neck crank

    -guy just leaving his feet dangling while using "guard". Seriously, just dangling in the air, like he can't decide between closed and open guard so he compromised by combining the worst aspects of both

    -leaning way off to the side as if he were begging to be bridged over. He might be going for an armbar but he's too incompetent to know you have to release your grapevines first

    -reaching out to grab opponent's throat while in guard.

    -top half guard keylock with one arm which actively clears a path to your own back

    -not even attempting to set his hooks while having opponent's back

    -being at the exact wrong distance (far) to use closed guard, especially to defend ground and pound as he's showing

    -spreading his knees while doing an armbar

    -what the hell kind of guard is that? that double leg trap thing makes it physically impossible for you to sweep your opponent but does make his pass a lot easier

    -being fat.


    "The only important elements in any society
    are the artistic and the criminal,
    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
    can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany

    RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS

    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
  8. money is online now
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    How about ground fighting with glasses on?
    :Determined:
    HTFU and join Bullshido on Fitocracy!
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  9. Teh El Macho is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/08/2007 4:14pm

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    It adds to the required glass and lava.

    Oh, what a clusterfuck.

    http://tinyurl.com/25qmy9
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

    New To Weight Training? Get the StrongLifts 5x5 program and Rippetoe's "Starting Strength, 2nd Ed". Wanna build muscle/gain weight? Check this article. My review on Tactical Nutrition here.

    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
  10. Boyd is offline
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    Posted On:
    10/08/2007 4:21pm

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    I want to stress this technique is NOT a submission and scarcely qualifies as a technique, denigrating its title to "hold" in honor of the brave catch wrestlers that died on their fated grail quest to find a viable escape from this fierce dragon.

    Hint: the escape does not involve Eddie Bravo in any way.
    Last edited by Boyd; 10/08/2007 4:25pm at .
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

    3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.

    REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
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