Posted On:10/08/2007 2:30pm
Style: creonte on hiatus
Monkey steal the peach?
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The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
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Posted On:10/08/2007 2:35pm
looks more like monkey eats the sausage to me.
Posted On:10/08/2007 2:45pm
fellating monkey kung fu!!!
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Posted On:10/08/2007 3:07pm
Style: TKD, BJJ
I escape that hold by tapping out. Works every time!
Posted On:10/08/2007 3:43pm
More importantly: Do you refer to grappling techniques as "holds" or call things which are not submissions "locks"?
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Posted On:10/08/2007 3:55pm
to me grappling submission moves are all holds...they are then broken up into two categories...chokes and locks.
Posted On:10/08/2007 4:00pm
Can you spot at least five things wrong with this picture in a minute and a half?
-guy shrimping the wrong way under side control
-Gracie gifting (passing guard by triangle choking yourself). Bonus points for doing it to what appears to be a 15 year old.
-gotarded, pro wrestling neck crank
-guy just leaving his feet dangling while using "guard". Seriously, just dangling in the air, like he can't decide between closed and open guard so he compromised by combining the worst aspects of both
-leaning way off to the side as if he were begging to be bridged over. He might be going for an armbar but he's too incompetent to know you have to release your grapevines first
-reaching out to grab opponent's throat while in guard.
-top half guard keylock with one arm which actively clears a path to your own back
-not even attempting to set his hooks while having opponent's back
-being at the exact wrong distance (far) to use closed guard, especially to defend ground and pound as he's showing
-spreading his knees while doing an armbar
-what the hell kind of guard is that? that double leg trap thing makes it physically impossible for you to sweep your opponent but does make his pass a lot easier
Posted On:10/08/2007 4:10pm
Style: BJJ, MT, MMA, CQB
How about ground fighting with glasses on?
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Posted On:10/08/2007 4:14pm
It adds to the required glass and lava.
Oh, what a clusterfuck.
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Posted On:10/08/2007 4:21pm
Style: Electricity, Speed
I want to stress this technique is NOT a submission and scarcely qualifies as a technique, denigrating its title to "hold" in honor of the brave catch wrestlers that died on their fated grail quest to find a viable escape from this fierce dragon.
Hint: the escape does not involve Eddie Bravo in any way.
Last edited by Boyd; 10/08/2007 4:25pm at .
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