I remember a kid swearing at me. So i told the kid, "Hey you don't talk to me like that!!"
Right after that the kids mom tells me not to scold her child. I blame the parents.
Right after something like that happens, drop your pants and violate the child in front of the mother. Rape's never funny, but it sure gets the message across.
Originally Posted by noxzema
your just mad because you don't feel entitled to post:
Originally Posted by Lebell
NOODZ PIX PLZKTHXBY
First pose as a salesman and go to his door. While you are entertaining their mothers with your wares, look for cracks and holes in which to later sneak.
Be sure to poison the sentry dogs with tainted meat.
Enter the residence.
Cloak yourself in a shadow.
Emerge from the shadows and crush them.
At least, that's what I did. Of course, that was the 80s. Today's kids probably are less ninja and more medieval warrior.
He's an alpha kid with too much testosterone. I think most guys here can read his tales of retardation without having a seizure because we have all done some really stupid **** when we were teens. He's a good kid who's going to do a lot of stupid **** until he grows up.
Originally Posted by JKDChick
Then, he'll look back and say "Holy Crap!!! I was such a fucktard!!!"
And, truepwrz, no, that's not me condoning you. You are gonna get a serious ass-kicking one of these days. Stay away from that fucking park.
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I never knew american parks were that rough!
yes, your experiences with our parks usually involve a kindly gent in the next stall, huh?
Originally Posted by Lebell
sure would love to but have to be after october 13th cant afford to get hurt before then
Originally Posted by KempoFist
and el macho i get what you mean , today me and some friends went to the same park played ball another kid(probably that kids friend) started again and this time we jumped him, so guess wont be going there for while
Originally Posted by truepwrz
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