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    I'll do anything just teach me the ways of your gratuitously gay style. :blob1:

    Before you can perform a move as advanced as the Peen-Bender, young-one, you must first learn the fundamentals of Naked Erotic Wrestling.

    Naked Erotic Wrestling, alternatively called " Human Cock-Fighting", is a noble and unique sport with a very rich history. You know that wrestling with a gi is different than wrestling bare-back; wrestling totally naked is different than both. The exposed penis can be used in numerous offensive and defensive techniques: It can be used for strangulation purposes, it can be used to aide positioning, and it can be used in various jointlocks ( The most common of which is the Penis-Bar).

    I suggest that you find a qualified instructor if you wish to take up this sport. Dan Severn is the Naked Erotic Wrestling Champion; I suggest you look him up. He's so popular, in fact, that his likeness adornes the front cover of Wrestling For Gay Guys. That picture depicts him performing his signature move, the Boner-Slam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment
    Before you can perform a move as advanced as the Peen-Bender, young-one, you must first learn the fundamentals of Naked Erotic Wrestling.

    Naked Erotic Wrestling, alternatively called " Human Cock-Fighting", is a noble and unique sport with a very rich history. You know that wrestling with a gi is different than wrestling bare-back; wrestling totally naked is different than both. The exposed penis can be used in numerous offensive and defensive techniques: It can be used for strangulation purposes, it can be used to aide positioning, and it can be used in various jointlocks ( The most common of which is the Penis-Bar).

    I suggest that you find a qualified instructor if you wish to take up this sport. Dan Severn is the Naked Erotic Wrestling Champion; I suggest you look him up. He's so popular, in fact, that his likeness adornes the front cover of Wrestling For Gay Guys. That picture depicts him performing his signature move, the Boner-Slam.
    Cool, i found a local HomoDojo and im going to train.

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    ^ Now that's REALLY gay.

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    What is with the really stupid and really annoying n00bs?

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    Alas, the sport isn't for everyone.

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    Does this count as gay?
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldarbong
    ugh this has just completely ruined the book "Mastery" for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by nasreal
    Now that was a low blow man.
    It's true though... I'm super skeptical about weapons defense, I don't think any of it works.

    What's MAP? Martial Arts Planet?

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    Who said anything about weapons defences in context to the quotation you included in your post ?

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