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    Perfect Onion Article: "Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate"

    : Today's frontpage article.

    ENGLEWOOD, CO—After months of being taught to develop courage, inner strength, and other values of the martial arts, Daniel Finkelstein finally achieved the self-confidence necessary to stand up to his parents and quit taking karate lessons, the area sixth-grader reported Monday.
    "I never thought I had it in me," said Finkelstein, who claimed he was prepared to use physical aggression only as a last resort to drop out of the martial arts class. "It was just like Sensei Steve used to say: 'Only by believing in yourself can you overcome the obstacles that lie ahead.'"

    Added Finkelstein: "Thank God I don't have to listen to that crap anymore."
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    Wasn't there a previous thread on this in the news forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    Wasn't there a previous thread on this in the news forum?
    well, ****.
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    Wasn't there a previous thread on this in the news forum?
    How about three previous threads (I got second)!:hello2:
    Last edited by joecos; 10/06/2007 2:55pm at .

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    I was gonna say, this is #4.

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    This is why y'all need to lurk more and post less.










    (Yes, I really just typed "y'all.")

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    well repeat or otherwise, thats some funny ****

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