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    > sign up for TKD classes. (at least we'll get out of this fucking foyer.)

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    > inventory

    * Hair brush
    * Pocket knife
    * 1996 reprint of classic short novel The little Prince
    * 6ft x 1.5in long blue cotton belt without buckle or eyelets
    * Silk headband with Yin-Yang symbol
    * 2 x Roundhouse kicks
    * Chi
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

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    > sign up for TKD classes

    The person in white behind the reception desk shuffles some documents disinterestedly, opening various draws and fumbling aimlessly behind the desk. Then standing up abruptly in triumph, they turn to a filing cabinet nearby and produce a piece of paper. They place it on the reception desk and push it towards you.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

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    If I sign up but decide that I don't want to take classes anymore will you let me out?

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    Why are we now only hearing about the filing cabinet?

    Is this paper the important paper? (toilet paper)

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    > If I sign up but decide that I don't want to take classes anymore will you let me out?

    The man in front of you gives you blank look. "Who cares, ask a lawyer or something"



    > Is this paper the important paper? (toilet paper)

    The paper is multi-purpose paper
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Warrior
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    > Is this paper the important paper? (toilet paper)

    The paper is multi-purpose paper
    For numbers one and two?

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    > The man in front of you gives you blank look. "Who cares, ask a lawyer or something"

    Unzip pants, piss on man.

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    I care, because I have a sore back, and might not be able to complete my contract, will you let me out with a doctor's excuse?

  10. #50
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    > Unzip pants, piss on man.

    Your trousers do not have a zip. They are martial arts "gi" bottoms. You feel a warm sensation as pee trickles down your leg and forms a small puddle around your sandals. The man watches as the puddle grows, eventually lapping around the toes of his Tabbi boots. The man clearly posses a bucket of Guk Gi. He does not move.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

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