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    > Arrange competition with Cobra Kai Dojo

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    Ask what time dance class starts.

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    > Point spar

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    >Talk to receptionist.

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    >gouge eyes

    You carefully form a spearhand and adopt straddle stance, which is the Korean name for Horse Stance. You slowly and deliberately extend you left hand forward into and out-reached position whilst simultaneously lifting your right hand, formed in the spearhand, to your armpit. You pause for effect. The man is looking at you quizzically. The person behind the reception desk is busily rearranging the sparse office stationary and pretends not to notice the escalating situation unfolding in the entrance passageway of Master Lee's Evil TKD Academy. You pause a bit longer. The air is so tense you could fart and everyone would hear it in slow motion. fffffftttttttttttffffpppppppppppppp. You adjust your stance.

    With a loud "Kiiiiaaappppp" you unleash your chambered spearhand at your eyes. It hurts. You feel a strange disappointment and squint at the calendar again. You are having difficulty focusing.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

  6. #26
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    > Ask what time dance class starts.

    Dance class is at 8pm on Tuesdays


    > Point spar


    Dance class is at 8pm on Tuesdays
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

  7. #27
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    >Talk to receptionist.

    You turn to the person behind the reception desk. They are sharpening a short double-ended pencil. "Hello" you say. They reluctantly look up and mumble something. You cannot focus on them.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

  8. #28

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    Hi Kickchick!

    If I go to South Korea and return by Korea Air, may I claim a higher rank?

  9. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Warrior
    >Look at calendar

    2007 is the year of the Bore. You are now a more culturally aware person.
    I knew that this thread had some "bore" in it before you posted that information.

    Or maybe you meant pig? Or hog? Or Sus scrofa? Or...

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    > Say "Hi Kickchick! If I go to South Korea and return by Korea Air, may I claim a higher rank?"

    The person behind the reception desk says that there is no-one of that name at Master Lee's Evil TKD Academy. Maybe if you try the daycare centre three doors down they may be able to help.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/

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