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  1. Fantasy Warrior is offline
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    Misguided style basher

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    10/09/2007 12:28am

    Join us... or die
     Style: Kata

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    >Insert Rudy Abel

    You insert Rudy Abel into the hole and squeeze out a full load of Chi. This lubricates the lock and allows you to pick it using the tool, It Is Fake. The door creeks open and you are confronted by a pungent smell. At the same moment you become aware that someone is behind you, you spin around to see that the room of man dancing has stopped and everyone is staring intently, nay evilly, at you. At their front nearest you is a fat bird in full TKD jumpsuit, a dreaded black belt around her waist with her evil name embroidered on it. She is definitely not shagworthy.

    What do you want to do.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/
  2. ysc87 is offline
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    10/09/2007 1:04am


     Style: crapp-lawl-ing

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    >Pretend to be Master Lee in evil-tkd-ninja disguise.
  3. Vince Tortelli is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    >Pretend to be Master Lee in evil-tkd-ninja disguise.
    \>The hell with that. Drop hands by side, lift chin high into the air, CHi SAU, BIYOTCHES!:ingun:
  4. wado kai karate is offline

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    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: wado kai

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    > call mr. miyagi for backup
  5. Askari is offline

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     Style: BJJ, Ju-Jitsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy Warrior
    She is definitely not shagworthy.
    > Begin drinking heavily, eventually she becomes Shagworthy.

    > Have Sirc Shag the lady.
    "Sifu, I"m niether - I'm a fire dragon so don't **** with me!"
  6. FickleFingerOfFate is offline
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    Guess which finger is the fickle one...

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Karate/ Arnis

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Read the Billboard-like belt around her corpulent waist.
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.


  7. Fantasy Warrior is offline
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    Misguided style basher

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    Posted On:
    10/09/2007 10:55pm

    Join us... or die
     Style: Kata

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    > call mr. miyagi for backup


    There is no cellphone reception in the underground bunker


    > Read the Billboard-like belt around her corpulent waist.

    "It Is Fake's mum"

    > Have Sirc Shag the lady.

    He already has
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
    Best MA website ever!!!!!: http://www.dogjudo.co.uk/
  8. Rivington is offline
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     Style: Taijiquan/Shuai-Chiao/BJJ

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    >stick fingers in Sify Rudy's nostrils, thumb in his mouth, then bowl him toward men to knock them down like ninepins
  9. nasreal is offline

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     Style: Karate

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    >attempt to distract the whale like woman with a twinkie.
  10. S8M is offline

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    Posted On:
    10/10/2007 2:41pm

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Karate

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    > Back off through the doorway and hope the fat lady gets wedged in it.
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