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    >attempt to find the source of these voices

    As you turn the corner you see a barely lit room. You cannot see the walls. In it are ten men, facing you. They are performing a strange formation dance that looks rather gay. The dance involves lots of thrusts and high kicking. They are wearing white clothes with black trim and a multitude of coloured belts around their waists. The belts appear rather long. They do not appear to have seen you. What do you want to do?
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
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    >use invisibility tactics learned from reading Ashida Kim's guidebook a few months back, and sneak past men.

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    >use invisibility tactics learned from reading Ashida Kim's guidebook a few months back, and sneak past men.

    You consult your copy of "the Little Prince". It contains false ninja pages which part to reveal secret notes on rice paper. The notes just happen to relate to Ninja Invisibility. Luckily, being a book-trained ninja, you have mastered the art of reading in the dark. The notes remind you that you have several options for stealth:

    1. KAGE ARUKIJUTSU - THE ART OF SILENT WALKING
    2. HOFUKUJUTSU - CRAWLING SKILLS
    3. GIONJUTSU - FALSE SOUNDS
    4. DOBUTSUJUTSU - THE ART OF USING ANIMALS

    Which skill do you wish to apply?
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    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
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    >Knowing that a ninja's greatest weapon is his unpredictability, you combine all options into DONKATSUTOYOTASPICYTUNAROLLJUTSU - the Art of Mysterious Deadliness.

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    >DONKATSUTOYOTASPICYTUNAROLLJUTSU!

    You are not qualified to use the even-more-secet art of DONKATSUTOYOTASPICYTUNAROLLJUTSU, yet.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    Very well then-

    > Take advantage of the fact that the men are asian and use KAGE ARUKIJUTSU, and just silently walk right in front of their faces.

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    > Take advantage of the fact that the men are asian and use KAGE ARUKIJUTSU, and just silently walk right in front of their faces.

    The men are not Asian. Evil TKD is real TKD, which as everyone knows only exists in small 'hardcore' McDojos in USA. The men are Americans. However, fortunately that means they are inherently gullible and easily fooled by KAGE ARUKIJUTSU and you breeze through their midst. In the shadows beyond you find two large doors. Each has a sign on it.
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    >read signs
    >attempt to walk through both doors at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by ysc87
    >read signs
    >attempt to walk through both doors at the same time
    Only if you are both a wave and a particle at the same time.

    But then again, in either case, you wont exist unless I am looking at you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askari
    Only if you are both a wave and a particle at the same time.

    But then again, in either case, you wont exist unless I am looking at you.
    This is possible only in Master Lee's Evil TKD school

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